UCL’s most eligible bachelorette: The results

With a rock-solid majority of 37.31 per cent, History and Philosophy fresher, Ayesha is the latest UCL student to become UCL’s most eligible bachelorette.

Talking to Ayesha after finding out about her victory, she said: “I had no idea I’d win, I’d like to thank The Tab and my mum and dad. I would like to channel my exquisiteness into helping those less fortunate.”

She stormed ahead

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In second place was Anne with a highly respectable 25 per cent of the vote, followed by Alex on 14 per cent.

What a babe

Let’s hope Ayesha can now find the Robert Pattinson of her very own.