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  • Petite third year can put away 2.5kg of meat in just 25 minutes
  • Bail for Chinese student accused of being head of £15m Northern Ireland drug scandal
  • I went for a pint with the school children of ‘Punk Rock’
  • Stormtroopers invade campus: Guild hosts annual ComicCon
  • We asked an expert how to grow facial hair
  • Durham held its first ever Pride parade this weekend
  • Flashy accommodation with rooftop bar and pool to open this year
  • Queenie in a beanie: Meet the post-grad just crowned Miss Leicester 2015
  • Did these clubbers have as much fun as you this week?
  • New JCR condemns Union over colonialist cocktail scandal
  • ‘Ridiculous’ uni officials ban fourth year’s ‘deceitful’ Parklife transport
  • Liverpool: Our City, how we know it
  • Clubbers of the week: Slap bang in exam season
  • Victory for Tab campaign: Georgerella WILL go to the ball
  • Victory for Tab campaign: Georgerella WILL go to the ball
  • The Queen visits Lancaster to celebrate 750th anniversary
  • Gay marriage rally gathers at City Hall for equality
  • Gay marriage rally gathers at City Hall for equality
  • Which is the best energy drink to get you through revision?
  • Police investigating DC after two men allegedly kicked out for kissing
  • Naveed fuming after new rapper Ali-Cee challenges him to rap battle
  • Join The Tab team
  • St Andrews soars in university rankings 2016
  • Writing for The Tab… but first let me take a #selfie
  • Emmanuel Postgrad launches a unique social media app for LGBT+ users
  • Stop complaining: you love exams
  • Meet the Blind Date contestants
  • Hero chooses dying invalid over unavailable babe in musical ‘Passion’
  • Leeds grad jailed for death by drink driving
  • Protesters marched through city in a stand against austerity
  • CATFISHED: Leeds second year has online identity stolen by mysterious copycat
  • CATFISHED: Leeds second year has online identity stolen by mysterious copycat
  • Engineers prepare for crazy challenge
  • BNOC 2015: The Final
  • Brookes’ best clubbers: Big summer blowout
  • Fresher died of cancer after doctors thought she wanted to look like a ‘stick insect’
  • Fresher died of cancer after doctors thought she wanted to look like a ‘stick insect’
  • TAB THEATRE AWARDS POLL: MUSICAL
  • Tab guide to procrasturbation
  • Let’s talk about sex, babe
  • Police appeal for information after student goes missing
  • Handsome boys more likely to get away with cheating, says news study 
  • It’s back: Who’s the most beautiful uni out of this lot?
  • Thinking of getting a summer tattoo? One in ten lead to health problems
  • Body found in search for missing UCL fresher
  • Here are the best dressed from Itchy Feet
  • What happened to the head girls from your school?
  • I have sex in the library
  • These are the most fire clubbers in the country this week
  • Why haven’t you hired roly poly stripper Debbie Dumpling for your birthday?
  • We found the most popular Yakkers in Leeds
  • Does sex make you more productive?
  • Stephen Fry is in town – Where will he go?
  • Union BME Officer resigns over colonialist cocktail controversy
  • All hail the library tweeter: A collection of @LivUniLibrary’s best tweets
  • We played with the Big Balls in the Quad
  • Warwick’s league table status in danger as Coventry closes in
  • The absolute worst scenarios to find yourself in during an exam
  • The absolute worst scenarios to find yourself in during an exam
  • Best night out in Lancaster: We have your winner
  • King’s rises from 40th to 36th in Guardian university rankings
  • Dapper Laughs is coming to Southampton
  • How to make your relationship survive the summer
  • Bristol’s best bums 2015: Your male champion is revealed
  • How YOU can get the perfect summer body
  • String of Holylands burglaries: Intruder broke into Fitzroy man’s bedroom as he slept
  • Now you can get baptised at Cindies
  • We are destroying our copies of FIFA to protest against corruption
  • We are destroying our copies of FIFA to protest against corruption
  • I don’t care if it’s practical, your bum bag looks revolting
  • I don’t care if it’s practical, your bum bag looks revolting
  • SU Officer investigated for supporting controversial #killallwhitemen figure
  • Chewing pen lids can destroy your teeth and even turn them brown
  • Weekends on campus aren’t as bad as they seem
  • We asked people to share the weird Notes on their phone
  • Ultimate summer festival guide
  • BNOC of the year: Group four
  • Fuck pretending you care about others doing well
  • ‘Brutality should not be debated’: Protests at Union colonial debate
  • Best bums 2015: We’re looking for Lancaster’s tightest tush
  • Who is your Birmingham BNOC 2015? The Final
  • Oxford to have first female boss in history, Louise Richardson
  • Oxford to have first female boss in history, Louise Richardson
  • Your favourite legal highs to be BANNED under the Tories
  • It's time to choose RAG's charities
  • We’re at one of the best unis in the country according to new league tables
  • BNOC of the Year: Group one
  • Final year nurse wins top slimming award after losing a massive eight stone
  • Final year nurse wins top slimming award after losing a massive eight stone
  • Drinking more than four coffees per day could be dangerous
  • Tails of a puppy room: Can cute doggies really cure exam stress?
  • Medic fresher uses CPR revision to save neighbour’s life
  • Medic fresher uses CPR revision to save neighbour’s life
  • Coke on campus: Traces found in ASS library, Wills and other uni buildings
  • Cardiff’s clubbers of the week
  • The Year Abroad Commandments: How not to rue the day you left the UK
  • There shouldn’t be a stigma around pole fitness anymore
  • There shouldn’t be a stigma around pole fitness anymore
  • Best bums: The results 2015
  • The definitive guide to the new Laidlaw library
  • BNOC of the year: Group three
  • UCL’s best bums: The winners
  • We asked these freshers what the best night out in Leicester was
  • How to cope when everyone finishes their exams before you
  • BNOC of the year 2015: The winner
  • Scientists are the best dressed in Briz
  • How to cheat on holiday and get away with it
  • Randomer gives the cutest Staffy to second year for free
  • Randomer gives the cutest Staffy to second year for free
  • Law lecturer kills it on Come Dine With Me
  • We asked you what music you listen to when you’re studying
  • We asked you what music you listen to when you’re studying
  • Street Stylin’: Who’s the best dressed of Trinity so far?
  • Street Stylin’: Who’s the best dressed of Trinity so far?
  • I let my fashion blogger friend give me a wardrobe makeover
  • Everything you need to know about the AU dinner
  • Uni feminism is toxic to everyone, especially women
  • Uni feminism is toxic to everyone, especially women
  • Is this the worst Fresher prank ever?
  • We rise again: Lincoln moves up 11 places in uni rankings
  • TTA POLL: CORPUS DRAMA
  • Tab Guide to Exam-term jogging
  • The results are in: Here are the best of your best bums
  • Be prepared: This summer will be a massive letdown
  • Be prepared: This summer will be a massive letdown
  • Revision panic couture: These are the best dressed on campus this week
  • Bunch of rankers: UCL rated dismal 12th best uni in country
  • It must be pathetic fallacy: 26 degree heatwave due after exams
  • Manchester soars into Guardian’s top 30 unis
  • King’s student sets new British 100m record
  • King’s student sets new British 100m record
  • Our American Studies course is the best in the country
  • King’s don’t know how to handle sexual violence, say new findings
  • What does your summer holiday say about you?
  • What does your summer holiday say about you?
  • The definitive gay guy’s guide to Lincoln university
  • Go tribal this summer and win Bestival tickets
  • BNOC of the year 2015: Group 4
  • Which uni shave their body hair the least?
  • Should Northern Ireland have equal marriage?
  • These are the questions the freshers of 15/16 are asking themselves
  • These are the questions the freshers of 15/16 are asking themselves
  • Debbie Wilkinson is your BNOC 2015 winner
  • Up your game for the festivals: Our summer style shoot
  • Lancaster is one of the top ten universities in the country, obviously
  • Cardiff is the best uni in the UK for Dentistry AND Journalism
  • Newcastle students more satisfied than Durham, says new league table
  • These contraceptive pills increase your risk of blood clots by four times, says research
  • Campus: Secret Study Space
  • Best Clubbers: Week four
  • BNOC 2015: The Tab top ten
  • Bristol’s Best Bums 2015: The girls
  • The way uni treated me was ‘laughable’ says finalist who planned suicide
  • The way uni treated me was ‘laughable’ says finalist who planned suicide
  • BNOC of the year: Group two
  • Revealed: Which uni takes the most study drugs?
  • Introducing: Retrojam
  • You listen to house to escape how dull your life is
  • You listen to house to escape how dull your life is
  • Steering wheel snatchers break into freshers’ cars on North Road
  • The Guardian has ranked us the 2nd worst Russell Group uni
  • We’re not horsing around: Ket drought ends just in time for summer
  • TAB THEATRE AWARDS POLL: ADC DRAMA
  • Who has the best college pet?
  • ‘Our Grade, Our Choice’: we’re missing the bigger picture
  • You need SEVEN hours sleep to be productive in the library, says new study
  • Your wet handshake can make you lose out in job interviews
  • Shocked second year has laptop snatched from library
  • Shocked second year has laptop snatched from library
  • Adam Robertson is your BNOC of the year
  • Edinburgh drops again in the rankings – we’re now below HERIOT-WATT
  • The definitive list of weirdos you meet in first year
  • The definitive list of weirdos you meet in first year
  • Child porn addict secretly filmed schoolboys in university swimming pool
  • SUSU announce 'Job Shop' to tackle student unemployment
  • St Catz protestors insulted by the high table in LATIN after they refuse to stand up
  • QUB dominates uni rankings, surging up ONE PLACE from last year
  • Things people say around exam time and what they really mean
  • Everything you need to know for Parklife this weekend
  • Everything you need to know for Parklife this weekend
  • Leeds uni takes another surge up the rankings
  • How bored are you right now?
  • I don’t shave and I’m not about to start
  • I don’t shave and I’m not about to start
  • Top unis don’t know how to handle sexual assault cases
  • Watch This ends a successful year of 48 hour productions with Monsters Inc
  • Red-faced Wyverns explain themselves over sexism scandal
  • Clubbers of the week: Stupid Tuesdays special
  • Hotlist: Week five
  • Here are the yummiest boxers about to fight in Aggression Sessions
  • Clever girls are more attractive than girls with big boobs, says expert
  • Our reign is up: John Moores voted better than us in uni rankings
  • Campus style: Stressed revisers edition
  • Campus style: Stressed revisers edition
  • Southampton rises five places in Guardian University League Tables
  • Why would you go to Oxbridge when you could go to UEA?
  • Why would you go to Oxbridge when you could go to UEA?
  • Brookes ranked in top 50 universities in the country (just about)
  • Exeter slides back into top 10 in Guardian uni rankings
  • Fresher performs Nicki Minaj library dance in Yik Yak dare
  • ANOTHER ridiculous survey knocks Notts down but we still beat the poly
  • Best dressed: Enchanted Garden Ball
  • Sussex climbs Guardian league tables in a big way
  • Review: Common People 2015
  • Campus style: Library at midnight edition
  • BNOC of the year: Group one
  • How to dress to hide your exam meltdown
  • How to dress to hide your exam meltdown
  • Do you want to help run The Tab Sheffield next year? This is how
  • What it’s like living above T & A Kebabs
  • You’d be a fool to spend your last weekend in Concert Square
  • I spent 24 hours in the library just to fill my empty life
  • How to take the perfect dick pic, according to a girl
  • David and Victoria Beckham seen punting in Cambridge
  • How to pull on a night out: for boys by girls
  • Finishing uni is a complete anti-climax
  • Posting Facebook statuses about your other half means you have lower self esteem
  • Body found close to University Parks thought to be that of Jed Allen
  • Clubbers of the week: Extreme exam drought edition
  • Everything you need to know about surviving the Jesters Gold Card Challenge
  • Traumatised Green Court fresher’s room ruined by fire extinguisher on his first night
  • Triple murder suspect Jed Allen: Wolverine obsessed, knife-loving bodybuilder is still at large
  • SU gives out free massages at ‘relaxation station’ to help with exam stress
  • Durham’s Best Bums 2015: The girls
  • QUB second year gains thousands of signatures on gay marriage petition
  • QUB second year gains thousands of signatures on gay marriage petition
  • Meet the guys behind HOUSEWORK – your newest student-run night
  • Dale Moore is your BNOC of the year
  • Interview: Fatboy Slim
  • Swanky new gin bar opens just in time for exam blowout
  • Fit uni: Who’s the best looking in the country?
  • Belfast’s best clubbers: Earn your hangover
  • Daring second year gets his hairy chest fully waxed
  • 21-year-old dies after taking contraceptive pill
  • Stressed College Part 2
  • Top 9 places to revise in Cambridge
  • Cambridge exam terms: an ethnography*
  • University is messing me up
  • How to fit in at your first Hijacked festival
  • Controversial acne drug Roaccutane linked to twenty suicides in just two years
  • American points system should replace UK degree classes, say experts
  • How to de-stress during exams, according to an expert
  • Everything you need to know about (some of) the first team for cricket varsity
  • Stunners and face smushers: Liverpool’s clubbers of the week
  • Warwick subjects ranked as best in the world for getting you a job
  • Clubbers of the week: Extreme exam drought edition
  • Cheer up: Lincoln rate ourselves as ugly and stupid
  • Dear Cambridge: An open letter from Cambridge for Consent
  • Unitree girl gets stuck in tree after daring climb at Unity Festival
  • Unitree girl gets stuck in tree after daring climb at Unity Festival
  • Former uni groundskeeper in murder man hunt
  • Former uni groundskeeper in murder man hunt
  • You are a summer stereotype
  • You are a summer stereotype
  • Review: Snoop Dogg at Switch
  • Meet the Irish students who trekked #hometovote for gay marriage
  • Feminism and fashion: I dress for myself
  • Leeds grad and his family in Britain’s Got Talent semi-final bid
  • Leeds grad and his family in Britain’s Got Talent semi-final bid
  • Meet this year’s honorary graduates
  • BNOC of the year 2015: The final
  • Beating exam stress with a giant inflatable obstacle course was almost worth the wait
  • Desperate final year swallows pride in plea for Leeds Ball ticket
  • Desperate final year swallows pride in plea for Leeds Ball ticket
  • Best bums 2015: The girls
  • How to take the ultimate dissertation selfie
  • In defence of the poly: Time to admit you’re just an insecure snob
  • Meet the third year blogger who is more famous than you
  • How I stopped erectile dysfunction ruining my sexual confidence
  • How I stopped erectile dysfunction ruining my sexual confidence
  • Eurovision 2015: Who are the Front Runners?
  • Club night of the year nomination: Zephr Lounge Thursdays
  • Dan Rattigan crowned Notts BNOC of the year by just ONE VOTE
  • Stunning Leicester finalist causes a stir on Pointless
  • The hidden cost of our courses: If you’re richer, you’ll get a better mark
  • #notallporn
  • Confessions of a Library Wanker
  • Subfusc saved…with over 75% of the vote
  • We asked these grads what their biggest regret at uni was
  • Which is the druggiest county in the UK?
  • You’re a fool if you don’t think Syndicate is the best nightclub in Bristol
  • Radical left wing terrorists are going to attack Bristol sooner rather than later
  • These are the reasons nobody ever pulls at house nights
  • Best bums 2015: The boys
  • Robbo’s naked horseman was a no show
  • Here’s the definitive list of every type of person you hate at university
  • What’s a better study drug: Noopept or Modafinil?
  • Life without the library police would be hell
  • Charitable Physio to spend a week in wheelchair
  • The best of the SUSU Petting Zoo 2015
  • Admit it, you hate your housemates don’t you?
  • Deadlines need basslines
  • BNOC 2015: Heat Two
  • Revealed: The inside secrets of getting a job at a top firm straight out of uni
  • Revealed: The inside secrets of getting a job at a top firm straight out of uni
  • Adding chicken nuggets to everything you eat is a terrible idea
  • Yik Yakker finalist vows to run through the library naked wearing a horse mask
  • You need to see the Bristol Suspensions pitch perfect acapella version of Uptown Funk
  • Bristol dropout and YouTube sensation Jack Harries engulfed by plagiarism storm
  • What to do when you can’t find a computer in the SJ
  • You’re not sleeping at night because you’re looking at your phone too much
  • Have you found your Library Bae?
  • United star’s fresher girlfriend hit with cruel tweet by betting firm
  • ‘We stay in till our arms don’t work anymore’: Meet the North Sea surfers
  • ‘We stay in till our arms don’t work anymore’: Meet the North Sea surfers
  • Chaos as five people trapped in the IC lift
  • Notts football v homophobia tournament cancelled after transphobia claim
  • David Guthrie is your BNOC of the year 2015
  • The shape of your pint glass might be making you drink slower
  • Is Dan Bean bathing in this pond the most beautiful thing ever?
  • The Eurovision 2015 Drinking Game
  • How to get more likes on your Instagram photos
  • How to get more likes on your Instagram photos
  • An idiot’s guide to organised fun after exams
  • Ranked: The legal high hotspots around the UK
  • The ASSL is the worst thing about Cardiff
  • Lancaster academic pleads not guilty to attempted murder
  • Dating advice from the most sought after single students in the UK
  • Are we too quick to call sex we regret sexual assault?
  • BNOC of the year: The final
  • My grades are not your business
  • Meet the students who’ve never had a relationship
  • Two men arrested in connection with an assault during the occupation
  • Club night of the year nomination: Smack me every Tuesday
  • Summer is officially ruined: Prosecco lovers warned about ‘global shortage’
  • Teenager pleads guilty to drug offences after death of Lincoln fresher
  • Booty shorts are the only shorts you should be wearing this summer
  • We asked graduates how much debt they’re in now they’ve left uni
  • Have you started revising yet?
  • Grubby local porn baron Johnny Rockard suspended by UKIP over Castle Park porno
  • Revealed: The gayest subjects
  • This is the moment a security guard tackles a protestor to the ground
  • Studying English left me completely disillusioned
  • Axed professor says his course was ‘too critical of white establishment’
  • Axed professor says his course was ‘too critical of white establishment’
  • Would you give up sex instead of meat? Two thirds of men said yes
  • Legendary fresher lands cult status as ‘King of Disco’
  • They’re selling a ‘Grow your own Gay Best Friend’ toy in SU
  • They’re selling a ‘Grow your own Gay Best Friend’ toy in SU
  • Exam stress levels are at a ‘record high’
  • Uni of ranked as nicer, more beautiful, but less happy than Leeds Beckett
  • A girls’ guide to the best and worst of Bold Street
  • Why we should be voting to save subfusc
  • An expert’s guide to Goldrush season
  • BNOC 2015: Final Round
  • The renaissance of the Facebook poke
  • The renaissance of the Facebook poke
  • The ultimate guide to middle class revision snacks
  • We asked you if you’re excited for the return of Garlands this weekend
  • I have phone sex with my Tinder matches to relieve exam stress
  • BNOC nominees 2015: Final round
  • Spotted: Best of deadline dash
  • Five hospitalised at Grizedale after taking legal high ‘Spice’
  • Meet the guy who draws York’s Yik Yaks
  • Meet the guy who draws York’s Yik Yaks
  • Where to find the best coffee in Cambridge
  • Lies you tell yourself during exams
  • No, I will not stop shitting bricks over the repeal of the Human Rights Act
  • Uni top brass threaten to discipline Free Education protesters
  • There’s nothing wrong with my small penis
  • Police appeal for witnesses after sexual assault in Selly Oak
  • SAVE CF10! Beloved cafe set to close
  • Best Clubbers: Week three
  • Review: Othello
  • Review: Beauty Queen of Leenane
  • Club night of the year nomination: Home sweet Kelsey’s
  • You’ve been spending way too long in the library
  • Brookes rated one of the nicest universities in the UK (by ourselves)
  • The freshers are coming: Durham’s offer holders group
  • Bristol’s Best Bums 2015: The guys
  • Leeds sex attacker jailed for 16 years
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: The final heat
  • Queen’s activists rally for marriage equality in Ireland
  • Queen’s activists rally for marriage equality in Ireland
  • How to dress for the Summer Ball
  • How to score a grad job
  • Speculative Society opens up to women
  • Reusing your water bottle could make you really, really ill
  • This final year’s Taylor Swift parody video will make you feel worse about your degree
  • Best graduation shoes (to avoid complete humiliation)
  • Your long-term relationship is going to fail at uni: Get over it
  • Best clubbers: Locals edition
  • Men, we’re better than porn
  • Bralettes aren’t cool anymore: Trends you need to leave behind this summer
  • Bored in the library? You can save someone’s life just by spitting in a cup
  • Please, shut up about your library girlfriend
  • Sussex dubbed mediocre in beauty and happiness stakes
  • Best bums: You voted, here are the best of your peers’ rears
  • The Chris-tea-an Union are back outside the Robbo
  • Kitty on fleek: These are the best clubbers in the country this week
  • Can you guess what degree these city workers got just by looking at them?
  • The Voice is coming to campus
  • Shock as Nottingham doesn’t do too well in another very questionable league table
  • Let down: We’re not getting our new laptops until June
  • We rate ourselves as boring but beautiful
  • Cambridge victorious in 141st Varsity Athletics Match
  • Bee aware: Nottingham to be stung by wasp invasion
  • Girl says McDonald’s staff refused to serve homeless man
  • I went to Walkabout Wednesdays ALONE
  • You can burn over 1,200 calories by just sitting in the library
  • You can burn over 1,200 calories by just sitting in the library
  • The Greggly Run: I ate at every Greggs in Leeds
  • I completed the Greggly Run, eating at 13 Greggs stores in one day
  • Bernard Bicycles: For all your bicycle needs and daily dose of philosophy
  • How to nail your Grad Ball outfit, according to a Cosmo fashion editor
  • How to nail your Grad Ball outfit, according to a Cosmo fashion editor
  • Clubbers of the week: Procrastination edition
  • Why a trip to the Super Casino is the best way to celebrate the end of exam season
  • How to behave yourself in the IC
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: The Final
  • BNOC of the year: Heat three
  • BNOC of the year: Heat two
  • Pembroke’s best-dressed ballas
  • BNOC of the year: Heat one
  • Cheer up: Lancaster rate ourselves as grumpy and ugly
  • Bomb threat outside Army Recruitment Offices
  • The Newcastle BNOC finals 2015
  • BNOC of the year 2015: Group 3
  • Aberdeen’s best bums of 2015: Voting open
  • Dixy Chicken is the greatest takeaway in Liverpool
  • Fit College: King’s vs Emmanuel
  • How much are you going to earn next year?
  • Exeter’s Best Bums: The results
  • We asked what you thought of cheerleaders
  • Your sports social is ruining everyone else’s night
  • Is this the worst flat in Endcliffe?
  • This house shouldn’t regret organised religion
  • Review: HATCH
  • New Ice Age hits St Edmund’s as college refuses to turn on heating
  • An open letter to all the people that piss me off
  • Classic fresher GoT fans rebuild Iron Throne out of beer cans
  • Legendary library dishing out free coffee all week
  • How stressed are you? Chill out, LUU is getting a puppy room
  • Stash is out: Abercrombie and Hollister voted most embarrassing clothes to be seen in
  • Art History, Business and English are the druggiest subjects
  • How to avoid getting fat while taking protein, according to a nutritionist 
  • Why aren’t you spending all your revision breaks in Wilkos?
  • Manchester’s clubbers of the week
  • They tried to ban me from the library for stealing two sheets of PAPER
  • Put your shoes on in the library, this isn’t a yoga retreat
  • Big Cheese is the worst night out: I can’t be the only one who thinks this
  • Meet the new Durham fashion president and relive this year’s glory
  • Brookes’ best clubbers: Week 12
  • How local is your college?
  • Our bungling SU’s Varsity vid overlooks everything our women achieved
  • Belfast’s best clubbers: Because sitting in isn’t satisfying
  • Which Eurovision country is your college?
  • We might be far out but Cartmel is still the bomb
  • We might be far out but Cartmel is still the bomb
  • We’re only the 38th hottest uni in UK, according to this league table
  • The freshers are coming: The best of the Leeds offer holders groups
  • Tributes paid to former UEA lecturer killed in Taliban attack
  • World first: Cambridge University wants to invest responsibly
  • Hartley Hell: Eight things we hate about the library
  • BNOC of the Year: The finalists
  • Uni worker has ear bitten off in vicious brawl
  • Meet the student Eggheads
  • How to get served in the SU
  • Newcastle and Northumbria grads who are now massive celebs
  • Greedy uni bosses rake in £15k in halls fines in a year
  • Fashion In The Forum: Men’s Edition
  • Go to festivals and get paid for it – is this the best summer job ever?
  • BNOC of the Year: The final showdown
  • Panic’s over: Aslan’s has reopened again
  • Western Bank or the IC: Which is the fittest library?
  • Choice is power – question your motives
  • The mysterious world of Camdram explained
  • We Are Many: why protest is still important
  • How to go out during exams and probably still get a 2:1
  • Cambridge bring back ‘sexist’ jelly wrestling after a three year hiatus
  • Pugs not drugs: We celebrated the end of exams by going to a pug club in Regents Park
  • Pugs not drugs: We celebrated the end of exams by going to a pug club in Regents Park
  • Pugs not drugs: We celebrated the end of exams by going to a pug club in Regents Park
  • Lancaster’s best clubbers: Exam season Edition
  • Clubbers of the Week
  • Azeem Ward gave Leeds uni a shoutout
  • Interview with Becky and Parris 'Sobar'
  • I don’t have exams but I’m still stressed
  • Volunteering in Africa isn’t a chance for you to live out your Lion King dreams
  • As it happens: Azeem’s Senior Flute Recital
  • Fit girls won’t get the job if they attach a pic to their CV
  • Football boss’ daughter drops out of uni over abuse from fans
  • Football boss’ daughter drops out of uni over abuse from fans
  • Clubbers of the Week: Bumper revision special
  • Don’t stop me now: Clubbers of the Week bumper special
  • Fossil fuels occupation update: Protesters plan ‘mass die in’
  • Hundreds click attending to unsuspecting birthday girl’s bash
  • Hundreds click attending to unsuspecting birthday girl’s bash
  • Castle kills Azeem’s dreams: They WON’T livestream it tonight
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  • We asked you the worst ways you’re procrastinating
  • We asked you the worst ways you’re procrastinating
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  • That’s it: The Arches to close forever
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  • I’m not much of a gamer but I went to an intense 24 hour session
  • Why aren’t you shaving with peanut butter, guac or hummus yet?
  • Don’t kid yourself: If you’re not at Oxbridge, you’re wasting your time
  • Don’t kid yourself: If you’re not at Oxbridge, you’re wasting your time
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  • Flaming hotties: Who is Aberdeen’s fittest ginger?
  • Meet the Cardiff journalism finalist hitting the airwaves in America
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  • The end of an era: Julian Huppert ships out
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  • Interview with Nicolas Green 'Jesters'
  • This fresher’s stepdad gave her beloved car away because she let it go mouldy
  • The Freshers are coming: The best of the Brookes offer holders Facebook groups
  • I know I shouldn’t say this but Cardiff nights out are better than Bristol’s
  • Ambitious students receive £1,000 scholarship to help them achieve their goals
  • I hate to break it to you but posting in the Freshers Facebook group is really lame
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  • They say suits can make you more focused so I wore one every day to revise
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  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Round 2
  • Clubbers of the Week
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  • BNOC 2015: Group Three
  • Who run the world? Girls clean up awards at AU Ball
  • Stressed College
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  • Second year appears to be en route to Azeem’s flute gig in Los Angeles
  • Second year appears to be en route to Azeem’s flute gig in Los Angeles
  • Get Baked gets haunted: Spectre of two former priests sighted
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  • Fresher kept awake for a whole week in hospital to stop her eye being eaten by a parasite
  • Should you sleep with your roommates? We asked Cosmo’s resident sexpert
  • Warwick is the 8th best university to be an economist in Europe
  • A guy’s guide to Bold Street
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  • How charitable are St Andrews’ charitable balls? Part 1
  • How charitable are St Andrews’ charitable balls? Part 2
  • We compared our Grad Ball to others across the country
  • BNOC 2015: Group Two
  • Want free entry to Friday I’m In Love next weekend?
  • ‘I’m not too young to be here’: Meet the 16-year-old fresher
  • ‘I’m not too young to be here’: Meet the 16-year-old fresher
  • Goodbye forever: St. George’s library is closing
  • Nobel Peace Prize winning legend backs fossil fuel occupation
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group Three
  • Loughborough’s clubbers of the week
  • Vote for Belfast’s worst night out
  • ‘Where civilisation goes to die’: Your beloved Liverpool according to TripAdvisor
  • Save Subfusc: A photoshoot
  • Uni to introduce stress-busting PUPPY ROOM
  • How to pretend you’ve started revising
  • If you’re from London and go to uni here, do yourself a favour and stay at home
  • Female Manchester student posed as a man to groom a 13 year-old girl online
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  • Best bums 2015: We’re looking for Bristol’s tightest tush
  • Fresher lawyers distraught after ‘carnage’ fire alarm exam
  • Girls: We’re twice as likely to have a drinking problem if you go to uni
  • BNOC of the year: Heat 5
  • ANNOUNCING: THE TAB THEATRE AWARDS
  • We’re getting a 1,000ft waterslide in town this summer
  • BNOC of the year 2015: Group 2
  • Living the dream: The Business finalist set to take on the Premier League
  • Living the dream: The Business finalist set to take on the Premier League
  • The Election – Quite Good in General
  • We spoke to Azeem, the man behind the most popular flute recital of all time
  • We spoke to Azeem, the man behind the most popular flute recital of all time
  • Ambitious students receive £1,000 scholarship to help them achieve their goals
  • We tried the 1kg Burrito Challenge
  • Overdrive: Pembroke announce chart-topper as THIRD healiner
  • How tough are Cambridge clubs?
  • My family turned Tory to save our mansion
  • It shouldn’t be a turn off if a girl chats you up – this is how to handle it
  • Are you too hot to trust? If your Tinder profile is too sexy, nobody will match with you
  • Review: Wasted
  • You’ll have the best time of your life at uni, it’s all downhill after
  • These are the best clubbers in the UK this week – and they are sizzlin and fizzlin
  • Uni sex in the unisex: Everything you need to know about #YakJobGate
  • Your long and slow descent into revision hell
  • Wearing red trousers makes you look more dominant, says new study
  • Revealed: These are the best exam fuel takeaways delivered in your city
  • Rapper legend Cristian MJC is in the Big Brother house
  • The day a little rogue Chihuahua turned up at our door
  • Exeter’s Best Bums 2015: The Girls
  • A left-wing group want to take back the government and it’s tragic
  • Clubbers of the week
  • Tributes paid to Lancaster student who died after car crash
  • Beeston rape victim’s life was saved by her hijab, say police
  • Man accused of second-year’s death appears in court
  • Fossil fuel divestment campaigners occupy Charles Stewart House
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group Four
  • Loughborough Women’s Officer informs students the SU will tackle sexual harassment
  • Hunt for sex attacker after girl assaulted in Corp toilets
  • Bang out of order: Grey condom machines broken
  • 80s club Reflex is closing down forever
  • X-Factor Auditions in WestQuay
  • BNOC of the year nominees: Round two
  • Do you even know what you’re doing after graduation?
  • Review: BARE
  • Chivalrous strangers step in after fresher is stood up on first date
  • Meet the new freshers: The best of the Oxford offer holders group
  • It’s time to stop treating the gym as a ‘guy’ thing
  • BNOC of the year: Heat 4
  • Bristol Uni is paying for statues of sheep to be built around London
  • Sizzlin and fizzlin: Summer style
  • Exposed: Sex, social climbing and bad wine with the Adonian Society
  • Why are there so many stupid people at university?
  • I went to the club sober for a month and realised clubbing is awful
  • Your ‘healthy’ green juice has more sugar than a LARGE DAIRY MILK
  • The best ways to combat stress this exam season
  • Derwent fresher stabbed in scam attack speaks out
  • Live Blog: SUSU AGM 2015
  • The SU are finally cracking down on ticket crooks
  • What does your IC seat say about you?
  • Tower fresher gets egged in his sleep by unknown mob
  • BNOC 2015: Group Two
  • The DMC is dead: It’s all about the DMQ
  • Grad Ball: Does SUSU have an accountability issue?
  • Euan Coulthard’s death was an accident, says inquest
  • Hotlist: Week three
  • Is this 70-year-old deep house fanatic the UK’s oldest clubber?
  • Librarians confused as Johnian leaves chilli beans in library
  • Manchester crowned druggiest uni as they snort past Leeds
  • Southampton graduate develops music app for DJs
  • Killer Geese return to campus in biggest swarm yet
  • BNOC 2015: The Winner
  • Brand new ‘puppy room’ fully booked ahead of arrival on campus next week
  • BNOC 2015: Group One
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group Two
  • Big Pets on Campus: Sadie the cat
  • Library staff BINNED fresher’s coursework as he left desk to get coffee
  • Library staff BINNED fresher’s coursework as he left desk to get coffee
  • Broadcasting Tower second year rescues guinea pig left for dead in her bins
  • Broadcasting Tower second year rescues guinea pig left for dead in her bins
  • These people want to ruin your chances of passing exams
  • BNOC 2015: Group one
  • BNOC of the year – Heat 3
  • This sassy KCL academic can teach you ‘How to be Beyonce’
  • This sassy KCL academic can teach you ‘How to be Beyoncé’
  • Dear freshers, you can’t begin to understand the meaning of a hangover yet
  • BNOC of the year 2015: Group 1
  • Clubbers of the week: Bumper exams special
  • In pictures: Keble Ball was very large
  • Goodbye Eddy B: A fond farewell to Leeds’ favourite son
  • BNOC of the Year – Round 1
  • Seven things to look forward to after exams
  • Uni spent £60k on lavish staff Christmas parties in one year alone
  • Best bums 2015: We’re looking for Belfast’s tightest tush
  • Brookes’ best bums: We’re looking for Oxford’s tightest tush
  • The best places to chill in the sun
  • BNOC 2015: Group One
  • Knife-wielding 20 year old tasered by police on Gainsborough Road
  • VOTE: Exeter’s Best Bums 2015: The Guys
  • S-Club Party: UEA bar boys get down for charity video
  • This fresher has three kids and is more on top of life than you
  • This fresher has three kids and is more on top of life than you
  • Campus style: Best and brightest spring outerwear
  • Clubbers of the week: YSJ
  • The Cambridge Tab’s Guide to Drugs
  • John’s dominates college sport this season 
  • There’s a huge blaze at block of flats near Carnatic
  • REVIEW: Jazzmanix Summer Concert
  • David Cameron appoints cunning ex-ISIS chief as new Universities Minister
  • Petition against Castle Cars has doubled in the last two days
  • Lil Jon came to Oxford and defended using ‘butts in the video’
  • Голосовать! We asked a load of Russians what they thought about Nicola Sturgeon
  • Get to grips with Yo Pro style: Fashion tips from young professionals
  • Boozy Guild throwing an almighty beer festival this weekend
  • No, we don’t have a lad ‘crisis’ on campus
  • James College fresher arrested in campus drugs raid
  • Which annoying ASSL stereotype are you?
  • Is vandalising a war memorial ever OK?
  • Meet the fresher who gets his nights out paid for because he’s a magician
  • Clubbers of the Week: Bumper revision edition
  • Porn has made male students useless at chatting up girls, says top prof
  • If you want to go braless, make sure you do it right
  • A guide to every type of person in Oxford
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group One
  • Jail sentence for thug who attacked women with champagne bottle on Call Lane
  • Durham’s Best Bums 2015: The Guys
  • BNOC of the year: Heat 2
  • The do’s and don’ts of Yik Yak
  • Does it really matter what brand your booze is?
  • España campus style: The best dressed in Madrid
  • We pulled your earphones out when you weren’t looking in the library
  • Leeds’ best bums 2015: The girls
  • We tried the most alcoholic drinks in Cowley
  • S Club Confirmed as Final Grad Ball Act
  • Lil Jon comes to Oxford: Live blog
  • I spent the weekend living in the Eddy B
  • Bus firm forced to remove ‘ride me all day’ ads from all buses after huge backlash
  • Can you tell who went on a gap year just by looking at them?
  • Can you tell who went on a gap year just by looking at them?
  • Belfast’s best clubbers: Always take your vitamins
  • Man found dead outside Withington house
  • Best Clubbers: Week two
  • Which course has it the easiest this term?
  • Mercury set to merge with City Taxis
  • Never fear, the Stress Less Fest is back
  • How to nail Night Kitchen
  • Yeah ur mum: This is what it’s really like to have a beautiful mother
  • Fit College: Newnham vs Medwards
  • Was voting a waste of time?
  • Being a Tory does not make you a bad person
  • BNOC of the year: Heat 1
  • Brookes’ best clubbers: week 11
  • UCL’s cringiest rapper set to appear in Big Brother
  • UCL’s cringiest rapper set to appear in Big Brother
  • Clubbers of the Week
  • EXCLUSIVE: Lil Jon’s coming to Oxford tomorrow
  • BNOC 2015: The Final
  • Meet the semi-accurate celeb lookalikes on campus
  • The fashion of the Sports Fiesta
  • Clubbers of the week
  • What type of procrastinator are you?
  • Number of men raped doubles in Manchester
  • Clubbers of the week
  • A defense of the hapless stoner
  • Soundclash might just put Southampton on the map
  • Nottingham grad Matt Carapiet’s body found in Nepal
  • Woman fights off sexual assault in Burley
  • Lancaster’s best clubbers: Bumper revision edition
  • BNOC of the Year nominees: Round one
  • Preview: BARE
  • Cambridge Affordable Vintage Fair
  • 10 reasons I could be an MP too
  • Nar-row margins as Newcastle beats Durham in Boat Race of the North
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group Three
  • I’m sick of hiding it, I’m in love with Katie Hopkins
  • Outrage as YUSU Women’s Officer organises ‘anti-Tory’ march
  • Video: It’s not easy being a lad
  • Snakes, shades and squads, were you spotted at the BGP formal?
  • This week’s BPOC is a Tory hamster
  • If you go on a night out just to pull, you’re a bore
  • If you go on a night out just to pull, you’re a bore
  • These people are making it harder for you to get a 2:1
  • Bachelor of the month: Jason Avbulimen
  • Review: LOpSoc's HMS Pinafore
  • Group B: BNOC of the year nominations
  • Clubbers of the week
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  • Why RAG is for everyone
  • College Style: Trinity
  • Robinson May Ball headliners announced
  • Cambridge can’t make its mind up: Labour barely wins seat
  • The Cheese Room is the epicentre of modern British clubbing
  • They are holding a day-long academic conference on Frozen at UEA
  • Best bums 2015: We’re looking for UCL’s tightest tush
  • ‘It’s like Game of Thrones’: Politics prodigy shocked by shy Tories
  • History staff hit out at freshers for ‘foul-mouthed’ Yik Yak abuse
  • History staff hit out at freshers for ‘foul-mouthed’ Yik Yak abuse
  • Exam Bingo: All the people you’re bound to see in your exams
  • Slutty ankles: Your naked legs sum up the crisis in modern masculinity
  • Your meal deal actually has more calories than a BIG MAC AND FRIES
  • Full statement from Electric Ents defending Open Air Cinema
  • No spray, no lay: Club toilet attendants are selfless nightlife heroes
  • 19th Century medic wrote chilling note in serial killer Burke’s blood
  • Do you have the UK’s bitchiest resting face?
  • Do you have the UK’s bitchiest resting face?
  • A guide to today’s Boat Race of the North
  • The definitive ranking of bizarre sculptures around campus
  • Best dressed on campus: Deadline week
  • Fishbowls and sparklers: Clubbers of the week
  • Whisper it, but we need to admit staying in is better than going out
  • Holylands Bachelor of the week: Dominic Carville
  • Angry Selly residents demand Guild axe Castle Cars
  • Finalist who dominated fantasy football world finishes in top ten
  • We know how you really spend your time in the library
  • Review: The Francis Bacon Opera
  • How I royally fucked up the pound a day challenge
  • Computer scientists, engineers and economists watch the most porn
  • Exeter bleeds red
  • Greens beat Lib Dems in Oxford East
  • We stayed in Old Bar until 6am to watch the election and it was kind of beautiful
  • This is what you look like when boys choose your outfits
  • Open Air Cinema, Wipeout Tour, Radio 1’s Big Weekend…none of them are happening any time soon
  • This fiesty Glasgow finalist, 20, is now the youngest MP in 400 years
  • Lonnie Lonnie Lonnie: Why Lonsdale is simply the best
  • SU President, apologise for your affront on free speech
  • Sick of the same boring shots? It’s time to spice up your night
  • Caroline keeps Brighton Green
  • Clubbers of the week
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  • UCL grads are the top ten most employable in the country
  • Told you so: Landslide victory for Labour-loyal Liverpool
  • We’re the unhappiest uni in Scotland, says new rankings
  • Forget Modafinil: We’re all snorting ‘dangerous’ new study drug Noopept
  • Leeds Graduates are the second most successful in Yorkshire
  • Aberdeen’s BNOC of the year: Group One
  • Finalists rush to sign petition demanding free graduation streaming
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group two
  • Lancaster grads are top ten most employable in the country
  • Ambitious Vixen battles it out to win world opportunity
  • The SU are installing free condom machines
  • It took me 35 years to finish my degree but look at me now
  • Getting messy on mead: Medieval booze has made a comeback
  • Why is our Summer Social so dire?
  • Another Labour win for Oxford East
  • Group A: BNOC of the Year nominations
  • So Nick Clegg is still our Sheffield Hallam MP
  • Durham goes into Labour
  • Cambridge-related song parodies we didn’t have the budget to make
  • O Greg Hill, Where Art Thou?
  • How to deal with being a twat
  • There are micropigs on campus for you to cuddle today
  • Great grad prospects for Sussex
  • The petty tyranny of the invigilators
  • The petty tyranny of the invigilators
  • Bumper revision special: Who’s the best dressed on campus this week?
  • It’s back: Here are the best clubbers in the country this week
  • Shocking footage of innocent man knocked out in Lace Market
  • Which leader would win a Cage Fight?
  • New rankings say our degrees are so much better than everyone else’s
  • Ed Miliband is a sexier beast than any of the Bristolians on Tinder
  • SU President gloats after posting a torn Tory poster on Facebook
  • Leazes freshers officially BANNED from taking hospital shortcut
  • Leeds’ best bums 2015: The boys
  • Green Party candidate laughs it off after supporter shoves cash in fresher’s bra to win vote
  • Saturday exams could soon become a thing
  • Stay with us! Sam Smith drops out of Big Weekend
  • Leeds porn pest filming unsuspecting women and putting the clips online
  • Lucky fresher wins £5000 with his first ever bet
  • Lucky fresher wins £5000 with his first ever bet
  • This redheaded legend just made the ultimate dissertation selfie
  • Trevs athletes condemn ‘extreme’ punishments for enjoying formal
  • KCL Most Haunted: The grisly past of our campus buildings
  • I pretended to be Jeremy Paxman on Grindr
  • The NUS isn’t fit for purpose
  • We asked you who you’re voting for
  • Tab Thursdays: Send us a snapchat of what you’re getting up to
  • Get out of the library: Best places to revise on campus
  • Eat clean train dirty: Meet Brookes’ fittest blogger
  • Do you want to be a journalist? Or just make your mates laugh? Become a Tab section editor
  • What it’s like to go out with your housemate
  • The Chuckle Brothers were in Lincoln last night
  • All grown up: Stunning Elm’s Village gets premium facelift
  • Milibandwich: The Latest Craze?
  • Edward Boyle library graffiti can inspire and awe
  • Singles of the week
  • Shock and horror: Library unable to cut in a straight line
  • UEA worse than Robert-Gordon University for graduate prospects
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  • BNOC 2015: Group Four
  • Accept me for who I am: Posh people are humans too
  • This fresher is the spitting image of Stephen Merchant
  • Vote: What is the best night out in Manchester?
  • Free the foot: Flip-flops are the freshest creps
  • So you’re going to your first Shapes night
  • How to decide who to vote for today
  • How to decide who to vote for today
  • It’s a shame no one cares about our uni’s sports teams, because they’re actually excellent
  • Look at all these people having fun at the Colour Run
  • Campus style: On the concourse
  • Sheffield graduates are 27th most employable in the country
  • Being gay in London isn’t fabulous, it’s grim
  • Think having exams is a good enough reason for not going out? Think again
  • Why are our exams spread so far across London?
  • York has the 38th most employable graduates in the country
  • I’m an immigrant, why do you hate me so much?
  • Review: Best of Show Choir
  • REVIEW: Henry IV
  • You’re not so unique you don’t have to vote
  • Get outta the Library! LSE evacuated for the third time in a month
  • Daylight robbery: Sunshine stolen from second years by bungling builders
  • Daylight robbery: Sunshine stolen from second years by bungling builders
  • Campus style: Revision chic edition
  • Tab election poll: Durham digs Dave
  • Where to love it up in Warwick
  • How to fall asleep in less than 60 seconds
  • Tab poll results: Over a third of UEA back Labour while Lib Dems are beaten by UKIP
  • Tab poll results: We are still a bunch of Tories
  • Tab poll results: Tories edge Labour among Bristol students
  • Screwed over: Fresher finds inch long metal screw in his hall dinner
  • Tab poll results: We are still a bunch of Tories
  • Tab poll results: Most of us are voting Labour
  • Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting Conservative
  • Review: What the Dickens!
  • REVIEW: Way To Heaven
  • Angry UH residents discover they’re paying nearly £200 more than next year’s freshers
  • Have you seen Craig Millward?
  • It’s official: Edinburgh’s voting Tory tomorrow
  • This second year is running to be a Lib Dem MP
  • Spotify are throwing a super-secret party and you could be going
  • Two student houses engage in international battle
  • Who are you voting for in the General Election?
  • Tab poll results: Someone read Nick Clegg his last rites
  • Tab poll results: Someone read Nick Clegg his last rites
  • BNOC of the Year 2015: Group One
  • Tab election poll: Over a third of York back Labour
  • Warwick students likely to vote Tory, according to Tab poll
  • Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting Labour
  • Meet your Cardiff North candidates
  • Tab poll results: Most of us are voting Tory
  • Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting Labour tomorrow
  • What your dancing says about you
  • What your dancing says about you
  • Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting Conservative
  • Tab poll results: ‘Sweet’ Caroline backed by over a third of Sussex Uni
  • The 2015 General Election drinking game
  • It’s official: Glasgow uni is voting SNP
  • Leazes laundry service CANCELLED as staff face huge backlog of dirty clothes
  • Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting for Sinn Féin
  • Neck and neck: Tab poll reveals Lancaster caught between Labour and Tories
  • Nottingham will be voting Conservative tomorrow but only just
  • It’s official: Aberdeen is going to vote for the SNP tomorrow
  • Breaking snooze: New nap zone opens in Ali G
  • Half of Loughborough set to vote for Cameron
  • This hero travelled the UK drinking pints after the uni made him homeless
  • Sick of the same boring shots? It’s time to spice up your night
  • BNOC 2015: Group Three
  • Hungry Braemar Road burglar stole EASTER EGGS from second year while housemates slept
  • Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting Labour
  • Photo of Dave Cameron’s Bullingdon past found… on tailors’ wall
  • It’s finally time to ask, what is all the George Green hype about?
  • Soundclash smashed it
  • Holylands girls are in a class of their own
  • There was a power cut in Pollock and wee freshers couldn’t revise
  • Tab poll results: Tories and Labour neck and neck
  • It’s Erection Day: Political hopeful Tory soc Pres in poster blunder
  • Plush is the best nightclub in Oxford
  • Best Bums 2015: We’re searching for Aberdeen’s finest buttocks
  • John Leathley ‘fears for safety’ of his family after receiving death threats
  • John Leathley ‘fears for safety’ of his family after receiving death threats
  • May Day’s freshest threads
  • Meet your Cardiff Central candidates
  • Revealed: Which unis slap out the most thirds
  • Deadlines, Distress and Defecation: Our experience at UCL Libraries after midnight
  • Fire brigade called after fire scare at the chemistry building
  • Best bums 2015: We’re on the hunt for Glasgow’s top belfie
  • Goodnight sweet prince: Eddy B to close until 2017
  • If your main gripe in life is freshers in the library, you need to have a word with yourself
  • If your main gripe in life is freshers in the library, you need to have a word with yourself
  • Which one night stand are you?
  • You’re a terrible person if you still indirect tweet
  • Labour: the radical choice for Cambridge
  • This is what happens when a normal person tries to recreate celebrity snaps on Instagram
  • CUSU salary rockets as uni steps up funding commitment
  • We asked YSJ what they thought of UoY
  • Council bores dub last Freshers’ Week the ‘worst yet’
  • Your boyfriend is probably gay – but that doesn’t make you less of a woman
  • Why The Tab is voting Labour tomorrow, despite everything
  • Cambridge’s Sexiest Wildlife
  • This week’s guest Agony Aunt: UKIP Pete
  • Why do we all complain about our degrees when they’re meant to be our passion?
  • Smithdown bus crash victim ‘looked the wrong way’
  • Our guide to the election in Exeter
  • Carla Jenkins: What would your mam think?
  • Beware: Uni warn of phony email targeting YOU
  • Black Sabbath: Outrage as Christian rock concert wakes up finalists with Sunday Morning din
  • SNOG, MARRY, AVOID: Which party leaders do you wanna get off with?
  • The Tab Warwick’s editors talk fashion – in the toilets
  • Best Bum 2015: We’re looking for Leeds’ tightest tush
  • How to spot a JMU student
  • Wake up! County is clearly the best college
  • Meet the socialist third year running for Selly Oak council
  • POLL: Who are you voting for on Thursday?
  • Majority of Newcastle finalists will vote Tory
  • What are you doing with your life if you don’t shop at R&K’s?
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