Postgrads are having more sex than all of you

How does that make you feel

Randy postgrads are romping their way past first years and second years to take the crown of top shaggers.

PhD students are having more sex than any other years and graduates with an average of 7.7 shags in the last 30 days.

Those on a Master’s took an honourable second place with a score of seven and a half.

We took an average score for all the answers across the year to provide each with a score. And pathetic freshers let nerves get the better of them with a measly average of six.

Experience counted for most, as third years said they were having more sex than second years and first years.

But sorry graduates are having less fun in the bedroom than second years and fourth years.

See how you rank.

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