What’s your uni nickname?

Long live pasty smasher

Will you ever live it down?

queef 1

Can boys even queef?

pissy

Need wee say more?

poopy

“I pretended I shat myself to get my friend out of a bad date…” Sure.

spud

“My friends think I look like a potato”

wiz

AKA Wizley Khalifa-“It’s not just my name, it’s my alter ego” 

pasty

He’s banned from Greggs.

charlotte

“I moan about everything apparently”

queef

The Spanish equivalent-“No-one even remembers my real name”

sticky

chin

Can you see the resemblance?