Clubbers of the week
It’s that dreaded time of the week again
You partied. We watched. And gave out some non-refundable witty awards.
Best dressed in a club
Did they stand like that purposefully?
Most likely hiding from the paparazzi
‘Please no picture’
Shitest shirts of the week
All the 60-year-old white men on holiday called, they want their shirts back
Hottest ginger
You can suck my sole any time
Most KO’d dancer
shawty got low
Longest girl chain
Champagne?
Most likely to be in a heavy metal band
hardcore
Best John Travolta and Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars impression
Creepy
Best third wheel brave face effort
Passionate kiss though
Most likely wanting to be somewhere else right now
yeah we would want to be somewhere else too
Best dance off
‘And we start with the silverback gorilla stance’
Best eyeball lick
romantic
Most wind swept clubber
True Aberdeen life
Wildest pub crawl
Those arms though
Most likeliest to have been dragged out by her flatmates
#Celfie
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