Clubbers of the week: Locals Edition
Always a pleasure never a chore
This week’s drunken shenanigans in snaps
We’ve put together a collection of Aberdeen’s club-goers in all their glory.
She just can’t deal, she just can’t
Best Animal Related Photo
Zoology society perhaps?
Best Boy Band
They all have exactly the same hair
Edgiest Chick
That mesh. Just so edgy
Best Action Shot
So much is going on
Best Magic Trick
Where is the rest of her?
Oldest Clubbers
Goes to show that anyone of any age is just a number
Best Aim
This doesn’t look like much of an enjoyable moment for anyone involved except the voyeur
Coolest Photo
Black and white capturing your dramatic ambience
Furriest Photo
Macklemore has been in touch, he wants his style back
Best facial hair
He’s also got pretty damn good top-of-head hair too
Terrific teeth
Nothing can really compare to this face
Most memorable entrance
The smoke just makes this even better.
Most confused face
I wonder what’s going through her head. Apart from the cup
Nicest eyes
They’re just so nice
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