We asked you when you last had sex….

We went around both Heslington East and West campuses to find out how long it’s been since you got laid, and it turns out that playing the field is working out well – for most of you, anyway.

Unsurprisingly, the lads were a bit more willing to divulge their sexual history to us, especially when in the presence of their mates. How noble. Some of the girls, however, needed just that little more persuasion to spill the beans, but eventually they were convinced.

Only two of those asked turned out to be in relationships, whilst the rest were definitely embracing the single life.

First year, Law

Second year, Economics

First year, Criminology

Second year, History of Art

First year, History

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First year, Psychology and Education

Second year, Philosophy

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If there’s anything we can take from this extensive research, it’s that York students have exceptional pulling skills.

Keep up the good work; we’ve got a reputation to uphold.