Things you’ll only understand if you’ve lived in Max Rayne
There’s no place quite like it….
- Your flat’s on the brink of a civil war over limited fridge space

2. Your communal spaces have been taken over by cockroaches and actual pigeons

(for good reasons):

3. Everytime you step out of your room there’s a new danger…
From potential asbestos…

To the occasional flood:

4. You’re one of the regulars on the 29:

5. You’ve heard of the legendary never-locked, never-stolen bike:

6. And of course, your carpet is permanently a mysterious shade of brown:








