The Standtorialist
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The sun may be out, but is it time to ditch the tailored coats and puffer jackets yet? St Andrews’ best dressed say no.
Vishali
Sweet or savoury?
Can I say both? Metcalfe’s skinny Sweet ‘n Salt Topcorn is my fave!
Dream job?
I think this question is a fairly obvious one (Vishali is a second year medic…) Obviously I wouldn’t be putting myself through all this hard work for nothing.
Matthew
Sweet or savoury?
Savoury.
Dream job?
To be the first black James Bond (Looking this chic, he’d be perfect for the role, don’t you think?)
Margot
Sweet or savoury?
Sweet.
Dream job?
Chocolate taster.
Will
Sweet or savoury?
Savoury.
Dream job?
Hmm, that’s a difficult one. Probably a radio presenter… anchorman kind of thing.
Caitlin
Sweet or savoury?
Sweet.
Dream job?
Wine taster, ooh or zookeeper (she gazes dreamily at the Vic’s whitewashed side wall.) Actually no, that would be horrendous! (We agree. Besides she’s far too glamorous to spend her life post-St Andrews in a monkey’s cage.)
Nataliya
Sweet or savoury?
Sweet.
Dream job?
I’d love to be a film director.
Gabi
Sweet or savoury?
Savoury (the only female fashionista without a weakness for sugary snacks).
Dream job?
Hmm, a crockery designer. Fascinating stuff.
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