Student pet of the week
Every week we’ll be picking a BPOC (Big Pet On Campus). Meet Juan Martín Fernandez, the Lobster from Hyde Park.
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Name: Juan Martín Fernandez Lobster
Age: Unknown (larger scope with the ladies)
Colour: Red with hints of yellow orange and green – depending on his mood and lighting.
Breed: European Lobster (Homarus Gammarus)
Likes: Poker, hide and seek, fetch, Rock Paper Claw (he always loses that one), puns
Hobbies: Juanking (Don’t ask), Tweeting, dribbling, staring, sitting, floating
Dislike: Wet newspaper, boiling water, elastic bands, people leaving the light on in the bathroom
Relationship status: Forever snapping up the ladies (takes one pinch in two areas and there his)
Celebrity crush: Megan Fox (he would not mind pinching her behind)
Favourite food: Crab
Music: Anything with the drums.
Favourite film: Clash of the titans 3D (fish edition)
Ambition: To turn the world against the crab, to never see a fellow lobster in a restaurant tank only crabs, to support vegans in the no par taking of eating fish. To pincer my way into I am a celebrity get me out of here, and the Voice.
You can follow Juan on twitter.
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