The Half-Hearted Sports Report
Totally accurate, probably not that useful
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Wednesday was game day! Unfortunately all the Players have got Fuzzys hangovers and won’t respond to The Tab pestering them, so here is the sports report built on the information we have managed to obtain so far.
Netball
The Netball Girls played either Nottingham Trent or Nottingham University in a match that some people are already describing as “on yesterday”.
Brookes Bulls
Brookes Bulls were due to face Coventry at Harcourt Hill but the game was postponed, so here is an emotional picture of one of their number 15.
Table Tennis
The Table Tennis Team played in a well lit room on an assortment of blue and green tables.
Basketball
Brookes Basketball’s 2nd team lost to Oxford’s 2nd team at the Sports Centre yesterday evening.
Cheerleading
The Brookes Bluebirds Cheer Squad all wore bows and did flips and chanted stuff, probably.
Football
OBUFC’s 4th team went away to play Bedford’s 1st team, who are 17 leagues above them. They lost by some goals and drowned their sorrows later on.
Men’s lacrosse
The Boys of Brookes Lacrosse triumphed over Nottingham 3rd Team by 21 points.
Women’s football
The Women’s Football team beat Bedford Luton 12-1
Badminton
The Badminton team won, lost, or drew their tie with Nottingham Trent.
Hockey
The 1st Men’s Hockey team defeated Birmingham 2s 3-2.
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