Mum’s the word
Shit, Mother’s Day is on Sunday. Better send it Special Delivery.
It’s in two days, and the loan’s been in your account for two months. You’re just going to have to show your mum how much you love her with something you’ve already got.
Coffee Shop Loyalty Card
Soap
Why the fuck is there always soap in my room?
Hot Chocolate
They might even be on offer in Tesco at the moment – you could get three!
Your Favourite T-Shirt
Who wouldn’t want one of these?
Candle
This is how they package things nowadays, roomy, gives it space to breathe.
Light-Up Bird
I don’t know why I have this in my bedroom, but it’s kinda cool, so I think I’ll keep it.
Stapler
Your Gym Membership
Because someone might as well use it
Empty Bottle of Vodka
Annotated Novel
Just to prove that you’re a studious angel, who is at university for all the right reasons.
Chewing Gum








