Union set for reform
If you are in the 99% who don’t care about the Union, look away now.
Union chief Maria Rioumine is reforming the President’s drinks at the ancient debating society.
Planned changes include:
• Anyone who speaks on the floor during a debate will be invited to President’s drinks.
• The President will only have two invites for friends.
• Other places will be decided by ballot.
That first change could be bad news if anyone turns up uninvited…





