‘If I were caught drinking or smoking, I’d much rather be caught by a Monk than a teacher’
2017 and people still won’t let us decide what happens to our own bodies
We’re paying £100 per month more than four years ago
70% is like an A* and an Oxford offer rolled into one
The Bernard Terrace Legends, or BTL for short
Of course very few people drop out of Medicine
Why go to the library when you can go to these places instead?
Just don’t be the one who leaves passive aggressive post-it notes
Which one of you art students did this?
It’s not exactly like The Parent Trap
It’s all the best bits of owning a dog without the vet bills and responsibility
So stop asking me what I’m wearing tonight
Because skiing just isn’t for everyone