Purdue Stand for Accountability protest at Hovde apparently to still commence at 1 PM
They’re trying to find love in a hopeless place
He was embroiled in an online spat with Purdue Students For Life
The college said ‘We don’t condone it, but at this time no personnel action is intended’
‘Why would I choose a major frequently considered useless?’
What else would we do on a Thursday/Friday/Saturday night anyway?
Slater sledding, Breakfast Clubbing, and posing with ya boy Neil — You know what I’m talking about
Roses are red, violets are blue, I spent all my money at Starbucks, and now so will you
Our generation, having grown up with the Internet, is understandably skeptical about certain things
‘You could seize the day, but burritos are easier to hold’
Have a drink as you read this, ladies — you’re gonna need it
You can actually enjoy some parts of it… the non-football parts
I had traditionally looked outside of myself for the happiness I seek
