Literally fuck these campus squirrels
They’re vermin and have no place at a college
By far the worst part of anybody’s day on campus isn’t 8am classes, it isn’t having to see people – it’s dealing with all these fucking squirrels. They are rats with bigger tails, they have big fists and stare you down as you try to walk past. Can we agree to get rid of all the squirrels for the following reasons?