Beer goggles don’t exist

Sexual desire is the last part of the brain to be affected by alcohol, researchers have found.


Crema survives but EUSA looks ridiculous

Vice Pres wins vote amid scandal, baffling voting procedures and jazz hands.

James White ate my hamster

Battered student cooked housemate’s hamster in frying pan

The Tab Playlist

The Tab brings you ten massive tunes.

Penis equals pounds

Male graduates five times more likely to earn £40,000 a year

Students get their own back

Gunge merchant Dave Benson Phillips pulls out of first tour date due to student hoax.

A tale of two freshers

The Tab pays tribute to the story that stole the hearts of a generation.

Poopy for Pres

Birmingham’s Poppy Wilkinson causes a stir with hilarious spelling error.

The Tab Playlist

The Tab brings you ten of the biggest tunes around.

Hockey fresher loses fives, finds himself in Exeter

Return fixture of last term’s Edinburgh Fives sees young hockey hopeful on a long ride south.