Everyone here failed dry January
First things first, RIP Atik, Clubbers of the Week will never be the same without you.
It’s the second week of teaching, strikes are looming, and our clubbers are out in full force. Enjoy!
Stunners Of The Week
I mean… do we even need a reason?
Something about a DNB DJ is just so attractive.
Never knew drinking a VK could look so elegant!
Respectful king pre-censoring his work so we don’t have to 🙂
The club was her runway fr!
Creeper of the Week
Photographer self-insert never goes over well tbh
Something unsettling about these two…
Just want to know his thought process here.
WARNING: Once you see him… you can never unsee him
When you remember your nine am at three am.
Third Wheel of the Week
Put that tongue AWAY sir
Who knew fifth wheeling was a thing?
When your besties match and “forget” to tell you.
Friend or foe… we’ll never know
Someone didn’t get the memo that it’s girls night.
Wanker of the Week
It’s his world and we’re just avoiding him in it.
Puffer in the club: red flag.
Don’t get your hopes up people, this isn’t Jack Harlow.
When you order Drake from Shein.
That bottle is nowhere near his mouth.
Doesn’t look like you need another xx
Hero of the Week
Me feeding my fish every morning.
MEN SUPPORTING MEN
So iconic we forgot sausage rolls are now £1.15
Is it vodka, water, lemonade, or all three? We’ll never know.
Spread your wings king!
Heroine of the Week
#dryjanuary has nothing on her
Self aware queen!
Serving drinks AND looks.
Taking share size a little too literally.
You can fill in the blank.
WTF of the Week
Me after going to one yoga class at Pleasance.
POV: Boo looking at Sully in that one scene in Monsters Inc.
Jack Harlow back for a solo shot!
“Mate she’s a fresher”.
Album Cover of the Week
So iconic we’ll forgive the shirt.
So underground fish-eye early 2000s indie rock slay!
Inspired by Frank Ocean.
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
We would pay to know what she said here.
Instant post-vodka regret.
BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP BABE XX
TFW you realise you’re too late to get into Burrito N’ Shake.
Best of the Rest
It’s giving main characters.
Ask no questions, they’ll tell no lies.
Gotta give a shout-out to the birthday girl!
Midnight Bass: Ben Glasgow
Why Not Saturdays: Kealan Bond
Rascals Thursdays: Neil Stewart
Milk Tuesdays: Neil Stewart
Love Wednesdays: Kealan Bond
Flare Mondays: Kealan Bond
Tamagotchi Tuesday: David Stewart
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