I changed my Tinder bio to ‘just want to fuck’
Promiscuity pays off
Sarah BrownYou see it all the time on guy’s profiles: “Not looking for anything serious *winky face”. So I decided to cut the shit.
People only use Tinder for two things, the desire for a heart to heart with a complete stranger, or the chance to hook up and bang some strange.
Either way, the debate of who messages first, what do you say and what is the other person after looms in the blank screen on your phone. I decided to construct a little social experiment designed to cure both ailments with a bio that’s fire and melts the ice: “Just want to fuck.”
Here were the results:
Remember that classic Akon song?
Convict
Praise was strong
Shock was stronger
Can’t a girl have fun?
Pulling became pretty easy
Surreal: A mix of fact and fantasy – Serial: Slay
N’aaaw
Some men got my humour
Landed a date
Maybe I just want some hot steamy sex?
Found my soulmate / sugar daddy
Free hotel over my dodgy student accom? Yes please
Got shot down *bang*
Tbf we did sweat it out over some books
Unsurprisingly, there were some opportunists
Can you blame a guy?
If they don’t reply, wait three days and send them a GIF
Shock and disbelief were the overarching sensation![]()
Turned some heads
The conclusion
Sex sells. And a lot of guys will buy a slutty bio for the chance to have a chance with you. I highly recommend a dirty first line if you’re going through a dry spell, feeling promiscuous – or just want to trap a few guys in a conversation.
Be prepared for some filthy messages, clearly this is not a viable technique if you’re trying to find your Tinder true love. But let’s be honest, all we really want is a cheeky quickie or an ego boost.