CAITLIN DOHERTY mourns the absence of Tory-bashing, but is otherwise taken in by a poignant stab at privilege and elitism.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 5

Nothing makes KIERAN CORCORAN blue; not even bad theatre. See him clown his way through the week to come.

How To Be Something You’re Not In Cambridge

Upgrade from Lout to Lord, or deteriorate from Duke to Devvo, with 10 top tips from The Tab’s resident lads.

Tory Ho!

BEN WEISZ questions David Cameron’s opinions on fox hunting, and wonders whether they were shaped by his upbringing.