
Quiz: Plan a night out in Bristol and we’ll tell you what flavour Elf Bar you are
They’re awful for you and the planet but at least they’re tasty and come in fun colours
Knowing what Elf Bar someone chooses is definitely the best, and only, way to get a fair judgement of their character so tell us about your classic night out in Bristol and we’ll tell you what fruity flavour you are.
If you’ve never tried an Elf Bar maybe keep it that way and avoid the nicotine addiction… or run down to the off licence as soon as possible and get your hands on which ever one we assume you are. The choice is yours.
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