Say hello to Barney Walsh, the 21-year-old son of TV legend Bradley Walsh
His Insta is the 2019 thirst-trap we deserve
The two are currently filming a new show called Breaking Dad (geddit?), set to air tonight on ITV at 8pm. It will see them gallivanting across the US while participating in the whackiest of antics, including getting shoulder-pressed by some incredibly hench Americans and skydiving more than 12,000ft.
But never mind that – the real draw here is that Barney Walsh is a total vibe (when his hair is pushed back). His social media doesn't present much of a "narrative" per se – it's mainly just him looking fit, hanging out with models, and posing with celebrities. AS IT SHOULD BE.
He dresses in nice suits, has exceptionally sparkly teeth, and occasionally wears a hat. More impressively, he just about manages to pull off a tash. He is the blessing your Insta feed needs in 2019. Marvel at the many pictures of his pretty face below.
This is him in a polaroid because of course
He does not look out of his depth with eye-meltingly fit models
He hung out with Stormzy once
He can take a better LinkedIn picture than you
He did yoga with Miss World contestants – you could never do this
Smiles like these landed him TV deals (also his famous Dad)
This is the fittest photo of him by about a million miles
I mean come on
Would he take you on a date like this? (no)
This is another one from the whole Miss World thing but he's in the middle of the shot obviously
He can pull off objectively horrendous jumpers
He looks good in a hat
Hangs out with racoons rather than dogs because he's not that cynical
Only 0.03 per cent of males can make this hat look fit
The end. God bless the Walshes.