Which one of the nine types of couple are you in?

Lol gutted if you’re single


It doesn’t matter who you are, it always follows the same tried and tested pattern – you meet, you date, you fall in love, you enter into a committed relationship which becomes one of these specific types. Maybe through rose tinted glasses you don’t notice this, but your friends definitely do (and will definitely refer to you by one of them in every group chat you’re not in).

Maybe eventually you break up. Maybe you stay together forever. Maybe at your wedding you remember this article fondly as you chuckle about what type you are in a boozy, loved up toast. Who knows eh.

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Illustrations by Bobby Palmer.

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