It's time to stop stressing about the future
You might want to stay at uni a bit longer…
First he was turned away from Balliol and now this
Started at the bottom now he’s here
Be sure to wear a blue shirt with a white collar as well
You can’t get addicted and the first hit’s for free
You’re more likely to get a first than a third
You can start by really gelling your hair
And you’re not so sort yourself out
China, India and Thailand are ready and waiting for you
You think you’re champagne high-roller but you’re probably a tequila party animal
And you won’t even have to sell a sub-prime mortgage.
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