It’s called the NoodVamp
No surprises for investment bankers
What a minefield ey?
You might want to stay at uni a bit longer…
First he was turned away from Balliol and now this
You do want a job, don’t you?
Started at the bottom now he’s here
Be sure to wear a blue shirt with a white collar as well
You can’t get addicted and the first hit’s for free
The average piss lasts 21 seconds
Are you one of them
You’re more likely to get a first than a third
You can start by really gelling your hair
And you’re not so sort yourself out
China, India and Thailand are ready and waiting for you
They have won every single BUCS championship, ever
You think you’re champagne high-roller but you’re probably a tequila party animal
And you won’t even have to sell a sub-prime mortgage.
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