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Cambridge should scrap Black tie

RONAN MARRON tells us why it’s about time we had a liberation of men’s fashion, and overhauled Black tie dress codes

Giving What We Can: Why I’m challenging you to more than an ice bucket

Because giving what we can, really can make a difference

‘Why does everyone hate me?’ A John’s fresher speaks out

You hate SAM WATTS. And he wants to know why

Union Freshers’ Ball 2014

JACK LEWY is surprised and impressed by this year’s sterling Union Ball

Farage protests continue – without Farage

Farage’s cancellation didn’t stop a handful of brave people making noise outside Corpus

Match Report: Caius get off to flyer in college rugby opener

Caius defeat Jesus in the first match of Division 1

The Merchant of Venice

Pembroke Player’s home leg of their Japan Tour demonstrates impressive acting, despite a sparse production

Drinks are being spiked in Fez

Cambridge’s ‘coolest venue’ is taking a dark turn, after several reports of spiked drinks prompted Christ’s to respond – with an email

The problem with charity

The current trend for ‘social media charity’ is not sustainable argues SEBASTIAN FULLER ST ARROMAN

ArcSoc Review: Magnavox Odyssey

TOBIAS DE MONFORT-JONAS considers this most conceptual of nights

Vote for Cambridge’s Best MILF

The Tab brings you your weekly instalment of sexy, sexy nerds. This week: Fit Mathmos.

Want free entry to Lola’s on Sunday?

Simply print out this voucher and pop down before midnight

Nobody cares what you think

In this week’s column, MILO EDWARDS doesn’t care what you think

Cantab throws up as Varshity ski site goes down

Booking for the annual Varsity ski trip collapsed yesterday – with surprising results

Beauty Spots

EMILY MARR is blown away by a one-night stand of epic proportion

Cambridge was made to trap people like us

JAMIE WEBB is just starting his 4th year, and he’s having a bit of an existential crisis

All My Sons

ALLAN HENNESSY is unimpressed with a performance that fails to bring Miller’s genius to life

The Tabometer: Week One

Is Ryan Gosling still hot? Is rowing still lame?

Why I’ll be at formal with Farage

TOM WHEELDON tells us why he’ll be dining with the UKIP leader at Corpus this Friday

Shit College: Peterhouse Vs Corpus

Our first battle of term proves small does not always means beautiful

Queens’ becomes criminal hotspot

Will they lose their fridges? Queens’ has become a criminal hotspot after a spate of food thievery

Cantabs must be cleverer as grades level rises

Applicants will now be expected to get 2 A*s and an A

A Practical Guide to Helping Friends with Depression

MICHAEL ZACHARIAS lays down some simple and hopefully useful guidelines

Queens’ becomes accredited living wage employer

Although some colleges have already said they’ll pay the Living Wage, Queens’ makes history by becoming the first accredited Living Wage Oxbridge college.

Episode 2: The Supervision

The Sunday Serial continues as we join Anna in her first supervision of term. This one’s about tragedy

Cambridge students pull rolls of film out of their anus and vagina

Two students laid on a new piece of performance art with a bizarre and shocking twist

I shouldn’t have been aggressively reminded of my abortion at Freshers Fair

Cambridge Students For Life have no place at a fair that’s meant to welcome new students

Yew gotta be joking: John’s gives trees to cancer

John’s is doing its best to help people

Stephen Hawking to appear in Pink Floyd album

Professor Stephen Hawking is set to appear on Pink Floyd’s final album, “The Endless River”

Pro-life isn’t the end of the world

Co-president of Cambridge Students for Life, XAVIER BISITS, gives his side of the story after their run-in with the Women’s Campaign at the freshers’ fair

Failure: A Sketch Show With a Chip on its Shoulder

EMILY MARR is entertained but slightly underwhelmed by a sketch show that has a lot of promise but just misses the mark

Boozy Cantabs: The Dirty Details

What’s been going on in your college? Read all the juicy details of Cantab crimes

Tab Guide to Doing Sex

Having trouble with copulating this Freshers’ Week? TED HILL is here to sort you out

Tab Meets: Big Fish Ents

We talk to Louise, Cambridge’s biggest club promoter

Anthony: A Sketch Show

MEGAN DALTON is thoroughly impressed and endlessly entertained by the surreal comedy of ‘Anthony’.

FAILURE: Dress Rehearsal Review

TED HILL reviews the dress rehearsal of new sketch show Failure

Embarrassing Cambridge drinking soc tells members to ‘smash the girls’

They also claim their penises are in high demand

Which is Cambridge’s booziest college?

We reveal which college has embarrassed itself the most with salacious incidents of public nudity and excessive drinking

Michaelmas Columnists 2014 Revealed

Cantabrigians, please, welcome to the stage this term’s Tab columnists: Adrian, Charlotte, Ellie and Milo!

Toxic Fresher Stereotypes to Avoid

Five fresher stereotypes guaranteed to help you lose friends and alienate people. 

The Ultimate Guide to Succeeding at Freshers’ Week

The Tab presents SUE DENIM’S Presumably-Official Guide to Fresherdom!

My Worst Freshers’ Mistake

Nervous about making a mess of your Freshers’ Week? Take note of the shortcomings of your ancesters…

Cambridge Pythons trounce Oxford in Varsity Match

The Cambridge Pythons American football team’s progress continues after recent reformation with Varsity victory.

Critics of consent workshops are idiots

Opposition to the consent workshops is absurd and shows just how much we really need them

9 Reasons Impbridge Will Never Happen

Dump Oxford for some London upstart? IMPossible, argues ALICE ROGERS.

Love’s Labour’s Won as Cambridge librarian reunited with his wife

After a year of fighting, English Faculty librarian David Rushmer and his wife Wang Bang have finally won their immigration appeal.

Spencer Matthews: ‘I love Manchester, mate’

He was presumably taking a break from the pressures of London life

Cambridge students hope to raise £3,000 for pilot TV show

The film project, called ‘Ruling Class’, has been pitched as School of Rock meets The West Wing.