They’re probably married, but at least I’ll get a first
They will be scheduled into all freshers’ timetables
Water way to start term
Don’t worry girls, you’re #MoreThanABum
I dgaf who buys my drink
No, it won’t make you look bulky if you don’t want to
That’s 10,000 more than you need
There are now 14 self-service checkouts
At least they look good
It’s a chemical reaction to your pleasure hormones dropping
‘Never stay with a man who buys himself more presents than he buys you’
‘Hey are you still up ;)?’
I looked like a fairy
29 per cent more women graduated than men
Because there’s more to life than Gordon’s
Try not to fall asleep during pre-drinks
If you do nothing else, at least go to the pub.
Ever wondered what’s actually in that pill?
Please don’t hand me your used cocktail stick
There are posters stuck up around the Robbo
It lets you raise alerts if you need help
Drivers are stealing phones used as collateral when their passenger gets cash