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Use this as an excuse
One of the alleged victims claims the police investigation was flawed
Good luck friend HAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s not creepy advice, it’s good advice
First he was turned away from Balliol and now this
I also have cystic fibrosis, osteoporosis and hearing problems
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark
Doctors were able to reattach it
They penned a devastating letter to The Times
He says he’s going to buy me an Audi TT
She won a year’s worth of spray tans and teeth whitening
What’s your subject? Where are you from? Where are your halls?
I could stay awake just to hear you beeping
It’s the latest student craze
You can see the hired policeman reading his lines off-camera
She says she’s not boring
Be sure to wear a blue shirt with a white collar as well
You can’t get addicted and the first hit’s for free
They look at me all funny in the street
He hasn’t told his mum yet
This student suffers from déjà vu so bad he had to drop out from uni
If you do care you’re going to vote Green or Tory
We’re going to do South America to find ourselves
Another nail hammered into the coffin of broken Britain
They were asked if violence was ‘manly’ and danger was ‘exciting’
You can start by really gelling your hair
They can even see you when you’re sleeping
And you’re not so sort yourself out
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
Strict college profs dominate younger co-eds
Nah m8 bills to pay
‘Not sure anyone would even want to think about it looking about her lol’