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Who is Nicky Morgan, I’ve never heard of her. She doesn’t exist.
If you are ill, seek medical attention
I bet he’s proper moist…with tears
Then what are you for?
He’s even wetter than the Domino’s pizza dweeb
These people have better lives than you
Extra sausage please
They’ve declared war on fun
They’re not even that classic
What is wrong with these people
Read the motion and judge for yourself
Only music students graduating to join the dole will earn less than you
Be careful because there is always someone ready to step into your shoes and do your job better than you do it
You’ve got a fit mum though so that’s okay
The latest QS World Uni Rankings include eight of our unis in the top 50 and 19 in the top 100
She never wants to see that t-shirt again
Advertised as ‘this isn’t some sort of shifty deal’, mobile phone scam turns out to be some sort of shifty deal
Mate, have you got any spare plastic bags? Survey reveals unbelievable contraception habits
Vice Chancellors have been alerted about what to do if Ebola infects your campus
Students have reached near orgasmic levels of bliss, according to the National Student Survey
Phw-oar! Sexy studs bare all in naked calendar teaser raising more than just money…
New fee plans mean you might be paying back student loans when you’re 50
Et tu, Daily Mail? Students warned off Sunday plans at Jesus Green.
On Monday, a Cambridge Union investigation fined the ‘Fuck off Willetts’ protesters – here’s how they responded.
The Tab‘s FOI series continues with our in-depth investigation into college discipline.
Find out exactly what punishments have been handed out for misbehaviour…
The Tab’s gritty investigation into the dark heart of Cambridge cocaine continues in Part Two of our gak survey.
A clear correlation has been found between the amount of money colleges spend on alcohol and the percentage of firsts they receive.
HARRY SHUKMAN discovers that Cambridge has come 4th in the most prolific sugar daddy dating website users.