Harry Shukman

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Doing an arts degree will wreck your job prospects

Who is Nicky Morgan, I’ve never heard of her. She doesn’t exist.

How private school is your subject?

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more uni

E-poo-demic: Why is everyone crapping on each other’s floors?

If you are ill, seek medical attention

Dapper Laughs made a horrendous rape joke…do you want him in your town?

I bet he’s proper moist…with tears

A stranger stole my photos and pretended to be me online

Has it happened to you?

A porn site stole my pictures for a creepy sidebar advert

They said I was a hot single near you

No More Page 3 release charity single to persuade The Sun to drop topless models

Will they?

Blundering NUS won’t demonstrate against £9k fees…because protesters don’t have the right paperwork

Then what are you for?

No homework: Lecturers strike today

What the hell is a pig in a poke?

How private school is your uni?

It doesn’t get any more uni than this

Now showing: Drippy YouTube star proposes to teenage girlfriend in cinema

He’s even wetter than the Domino’s pizza dweeb

NUS send DJ home for playing banned hit Blurred Lines

Who’s still listening to this song anyway

If you’re not in the Tatler Little Black Book, you’re nothing

These people have better lives than you

Is this the wettest boyfriend ever? Dweeb orders Domino’s and champagne for third year girlfriend over Skype

Extra sausage please

Hands off my predrinks: Miserable unions enforce breathalyser tests on the door

They’ve declared war on fun

Freshers warned of new Meningitis health scare

No snogging

Revealed: Which subjects work hardest?

Just another all-nighter in the library

I’m selling my imaginary friend on eBay for the money and publicity

Get your own idea

Bullingdon Club ‘wore tails and drank champagne’ at screening of The Riot Club in a ‘pikey’ cinema…then stormed out

They’re not even that classic

Now vile SU refuse to commemorate Holocaust…because it’s ‘eurocentric and colonialist’

What is wrong with these people

NUS refuses to condemn ISIS terrorists…because it’s ‘Islamophobic’

Read the motion and judge for yourself

How much money will you earn with your useless degree?

Only music students graduating to join the dole will earn less than you

Friend first, boss second: Unemployed grad channels Brent for job

Be careful because there is always someone ready to step into your shoes and do your job better than you do it

You’ve got a 25 per cent chance of living with your parents when you’re 34

You’ve got a fit mum though so that’s okay

I’m selling my jewel-encrusted Mercedes for the Manchester Dogs’ Home

And what?

Never given a girl an orgasm? This woman will help you

They’re a bit condescending

How much money will you earn after graduation?

I bet it’s less than you think

Oxbridge besieged by London unis in world rankings

The latest QS World Uni Rankings include eight of our unis in the top 50 and 19 in the top 100

I made my boyfriend a comedy t-shirt but I couldn’t handle the fame

She never wants to see that t-shirt again

Should we feel sorry for the BNP’s next big thing?

No, no we shouldn’t

‘Too good to be true’: students mugged off in mobile phone scam

Advertised as ‘this isn’t some sort of shifty deal’, mobile phone scam turns out to be some sort of shifty deal

No glove no love: A quarter of women think cling film is acceptable contraception

Mate, have you got any spare plastic bags? Survey reveals unbelievable contraception habits

Unis told to prepare for Ebola

Vice Chancellors have been alerted about what to do if Ebola infects your campus

Meet the freshers of 2014

Some of these people can drink an entire beer in one go

Smug: student satisfaction at all time high

Students have reached near orgasmic levels of bliss, according to the National Student Survey

A-row-sing: Warwick naked rowers tease fans in raunchy vid

Phw-oar! Sexy studs bare all in naked calendar teaser raising more than just money…

30 years of debt: Oxbridge fees could rise to £16k

New fee plans mean you might be paying back student loans when you’re 50

ULU occupation lasts 4 hours

Students occupy Union building but can’t agree why

Caesarian Sunday: Killjoy Uni chiefs boycott fun

Et tu, Daily Mail? Students warned off Sunday plans at Jesus Green.

CUSU Confess: Nobody’s heard of TCS

CUSU outlines reasons for low turnout in recent elections

Fuck Off: CDE Activists respond to Union punishment

On Monday, a Cambridge Union investigation fined the ‘Fuck off Willetts’ protesters – here’s how they responded.

April Fools’ 2014 Roundup

A showcase of Cambridge’s best and worst attempts at lighthearted japery.

CUSU Elections Liveblog

HARRY SHUKMAN blogs CUSU election night live!

You made the dean’s list! Cambridge discipline 2011-13 revealed

The Tab‘s FOI series continues with our in-depth investigation into college discipline.

You made the Dean’s List! The full gory details

Find out exactly what punishments have been handed out for misbehaviour…

EXCLUSIVE: Two Thirds of Cambridge Colleges Covered in Cocaine

The Tab’s gritty investigation into the dark heart of Cambridge cocaine continues in Part Two of our gak survey.

Proof: booze brings top grades

A clear correlation has been found between the amount of money colleges spend on alcohol and the percentage of firsts they receive.

Papa Don’t Preach: Cambridge Uni 4th in Sugar Daddy Hunt

HARRY SHUKMAN discovers that Cambridge has come 4th in the most prolific sugar daddy dating website users.