More than 4,000 students’ data has been accessed after University of York was hit by data hack
Manchester Met tops rankings whilst Imperial is classified as a ‘fail’
And you thought your dissertation was lit
And you thought your student job pay was bad
‘Forget about tuition fees – this is the real issue facing students’
Honestly each of these arguments deserve a BAFTA
Shock, not all of the highest rents are in London
London Met, Goldsmiths and University of Kent have the worst BME attainment gaps
And you thought your graduation was lit
This included monkeys, rats and mice
They’ve got to sign it before they’re let loose in the villa
Felix Ngole also posted ‘it is a wicked act and God hates the act’ on Facebook
Students were scared they had been squirted with acid or semen
‘The coach door was pretty open on the M4 for a good five miles’
He drives a Porsche! A Porsche!!!
Caitlin Macdonald
