Manchester Met tops rankings whilst Imperial is classified as a ‘fail’
And you thought your dissertation was lit
And you thought your student job pay was bad
‘Forget about tuition fees – this is the real issue facing students’
Honestly each of these arguments deserve a BAFTA
Shock, not all of the highest rents are in London
London Met, Goldsmiths and University of Kent have the worst BME attainment gaps
And you thought your graduation was lit
There was an ‘undeniable racial divide’
This included monkeys, rats and mice
They’ve got to sign it before they’re let loose in the villa
Students were scared they had been squirted with acid or semen
‘The coach door was pretty open on the M4 for a good five miles’
He drives a Porsche! A Porsche!!!
They’ll be handing CCTV over to the army if they don’t get it back
The R&B star is heading to York uni this term!
Caitlin Macdonald
