Luke explains exactly what he meant by *that* ‘terrorising’ comment towards Amy on MAFS UK
I’m sorry but this man is comedy gold
I won’t lie hearing the experts talk so candidly about Luke wanting to, and I quote, “terrorise” the b*mhole of Amy genuinely made me laugh the hardest I ever have watching MAFS UK. Just the fact he genuinely meant it as a symbol of his affection and feelings towards Amy is honestly the most hilarious and iconic thing that’s ever happened on the show.
This man truly is such a comedian and his comment will forever live rent free in my brain. However, Luke appeared on the MAFS UK: It’s Official! podcast with Chloe Burrows where he explained, at the urging of expert Paul, exactly what he meant by the comment and I don’t think my life will ever be the same again honestly.
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During the podcast, Chloe asked whether he liked the word “fondle” as she thought that could have been a better word to use rather than “terrorise.” Luke hilariously responded: “Fondle? Fondle involves the hands. I’m hands free.”
MAFS UK expert Paul Brunson, who was sitting next to Luke, then had a realisation about the “terrorising comment,” exclaiming: “Oh my gosh I didn’t realise. So terrorising means no hands.” Luke responded: “Terrorising, no there’s no hands. Bluetooth baby. I’m hands free.” I think I might pass out.
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Paul then said what everyone was thinking and made sure they went back to “spend a second” talking about the “terrorise comment” in more detail. Oh Paul how I love you.
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He told Luke: “This came from the bottom of your heart and you said it out of love and lust but it didn’t land that way. I’m curious, would you have said anything differently?” Luke admitted: “I think I would have rephrased things but I would still show my passion Paul, because that’s how I wanted to express myself.”
Well, you can’t fault the man for not being honest about some things to an absolute tee.
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