A funeral dress?! The MAFS UK 2024 final vows ranked by who brought the most drama

I have NEVER witnessed such a chaotic final vows episode


After 10 gruelling weeks of fights, drama and absolutely no chemistry, four couples made it to the MAFS UK 2024 final episode. The final vows are the couples’ chance to prove how much they love their significant other, and if they’ll actually make it work outside the experiment. A disappointing amount of couples said I do for the final time, and an even more dwindling number are still together. So, here are the MAFS UK 2024 couples ranked by how chaotic their final vows were.

4. Nathan and Lacey

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Nathan and Lacey kept it very unproblematic and restored my faith in true love in their final vows. Both of their speeches had me tearing up honestly. No chaos, just love!

3. Ross and Sacha

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Sacha and Ross had a beautiful vow renewal, but Sacha just wasn’t happy when she read Ross’s vows and they “sounded like he didn’t want to come to Walsall.” She was “absolutely devastated” and there was even a shot of her crying outside in her scarf. She felt completely thrown by Ross’s vows and told him he didn’t have her back. However, it can’t have been that world-shattering as they seemed to be alright again 10 seconds later, and happily tied the knot. Whiplash!

2. Adam and Polly

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We all knew it was coming, but Adam and Polly parting ways was still dramatic. Polly brought some of the most scathing lines I’ve ever heard on MAFS, such as “I now know what I deserve, and it’s more than this,” and “if you were emotionally mature, you wouldn’t have led me on the way you did.” She did not come to play.

Polly’s vows ended up creating an argument once again, proving that these two should NOT be together. Adam walking away was just the cherry on top of this disastrous wedding cake.

We also need to talk about Polly’s patchy fake tan. However, it was January and she was standing outside in a strapless dress so she was probably FREEZING.

1. Luke and Amy

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I’m sorry, but nothing in MAFS UK history will ever top showing up in a FUNERAL DRESS for your wedding. Their vow renewal delivered the most chaos I’ve ever seen. Amy absolutely ripped into Luke and finally got all of her feelings out, telling him “I’m leaving this experiment knowing exactly what I do not want.” Ouch.

Luke didn’t take it well. He was left teary-eyed saying he felt “empty” and “lost for words.”

“I don’t feel like I deserved all of that, it felt a bit heavy-handed, but what can I do?” He said. What an absolute rollercoaster of an episode,

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