They’re always scranning, so here’s exactly which meal deal the 2024 Love Islanders would be

Sean would definitely be a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich, Fruit Pastilles and a Lucozade


We are finally on the final week of Love Island 2024 and what a dramatic eight weeks it has been. Even if you don’t watch the show, you can’t deny that it’s a show that’s been popping up all over your timeline. We have come to know the Islanders and have watched the chaos unfold on our TVs every night at 9pm. We have dissected the Love Island drama, debriefed with our friends the following day and have laughed at all the memes created by fellow viewers.

With this being the final week and there soon to be a winner by the end of it, let’s have a rundown of the Love Island 2024 cast as meal deals. Just because.

Sean

The candyman himself. For sweet-obsessed Sean, I would say he’s defo a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich as its a mixture of savoury and sweet. For a snack, he would be some kind of sweet like Fruit Pastilles. And to wash this all down, Sean is defo a Lucozade Sport. If he keeps stirring the pot, he’s going to need all the energy he can get…

Matilda

For Matilda, I can see her as a sweet chilli chicken wrap. It’s both sweet and savoury, but with a fiery kick like Matilda’s personality. As a snack, Matilda would obviously be watermelon (seeing as watermelon fizzy sweets are her favourite), topped off with a Fanta Fruit Twist, just because she’s full of life.

Ciaran

Ciaran would be the cheese triple sandwich. I don’t know why, but he just radiates cheese energy. As he is a rugby player, he would definitely be the triple for those gains alone, alongside Fridge Raiders (because he is still a young boy) and a Red Bull – because he’s always on his toes keeping up with the villa drama.

Nicole

Nicole is someone who probably just likes the unliked meal deal options. She roots for the underdog. That’s why she would be a a tuna and cucumber sandwich, cheese and onion crisps and a Diet Coke.

Jessy

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Not going to lie, but for Jessy, she isn’t the most exciting Islander this year. She would be a prawn pasta salad with a Pink Lady apple and some water. But she would still try to make Joey jealous.

Joey

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For Mr. Essex, I could see him as some proper scran. As Joey is quite a big personality, this would translate to him as a meal deal. Joey would be the Sausage, Bacon and Egg Triple, Pickled Onion Monster Munch for the little boy mindset he’s still got, and a protein shake. Just to maintain his physique.

Mimii

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Mimii would be the girl dinner of meal deals. She would be a chicken caesar salad with some grapes just to match her composed, sweet character. And because Mimii is such an angel, she would also be an Innocent Strawberry and Cherry Super Smoothie. Love you, girl x

Josh

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I think Josh is someone who knows what he wants. That’s why he’s a classic and he doesn’t mess around. That translates to a BLT, because its a fan favourite, as well as McCoy’s Flame Grilled Steak Crisps as he’s good at flaming the other Islanders. And finally, an Oasis.

Ayo

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For Ayo, he’s cool, relaxed, composed. For his meal deal, he would be the Chicken Triple sandwich because he’s a big boy. However, he’s balanced so as a snack he would be a KitKat. As a drink, he would be a Lucozade.

Jessica

Jess is someone who has high energy and full of life, so, her meal deal would match her. I can see Jess being a piri piri chicken wrap for the flavour and spice. To match her spiciness, she would be the Sensations Sweet Chilli Crisps and a Fanta Orange. She is just a girl who is both sweet and fierce.

Grace

I can defo see Grace as a boujee, wellness girlie. So, she wouldn’t the bog standard, regular meal deal. No, she would be the premium £5 meal deal. Grace would grab the Yo! Salmon Rainbow Salmon Poke with the vegetable sushi pack as a snack. And, of course, she would be coconut water to match her clean girl vibe.

Reuben

Reuben can be very annoying and a little cringe, but, he’s also very loveable. I can see him enjoying the simple things in life and being a basic meal deal option. For him, he would be the chicken club sandwich as its a classic and has many layers. For his snack, he would be the Ready Salted Hula Hoops. Why? Because he is the type to use such an item to be cringey to Grace by pretending its a wedding ring. On top of this, Reuben would be a full fat Coke.

Harriett

Gone, but not forgotten. One of this years Love Island legends who was ROBBED. Anyways, Harriett as a meal deal would be quite basic but still a fan favourite. Harriett would be a ham and cheese sandwich with a Cadburys Twirl. A Twirl because of her iconic strut around the villa. To wash this down, Harriett would be one of those iced coffee bottles. Yum.

Uma

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I am still not over Uma’s departure. The sweetest girl that entered the villa this year. For Uma as a meal deal, she would be a chicken and avocado sandwich, a Pepsi Max Cherry and a white chocolate Twix – since white choc is her fave.

Wil

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Wil would be an All Day Breakfast sandwich. He’d be paired with some scotch eggs and an Huel smoothie – he’s a man who wants to get his money’s worth.

Jess

Now, as Jess is a store manager at her M&S, she would obviously be a meal deal from M&S. As Jess is the “prize”, I can see her as herself something posh and boujee from the M&S range. She would be a smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich with sea salt vinegar crisps and one of those M&S cloudy lemonade bottles.

Ronnie

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For Ronnie, he would be a chicken, bacon and stuffing sandwich along with Cheese and Onion Walkers crisps. As he is the typical cockney boy, this would be proper scran and of course he would be a  Lucozade Sport (preferably raspberry flavour since thats his favourite fruit).

Hugo

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Out of all the Love Island 2024 cast as meal deals, Hugo would be the most bland. Hugo is the type of fella to be a plain ham sandwich, ready salted crisps and water. He gave us nothing so he gets nothing.

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