Who needs a first when you’ve made it onto Clubbers of the Week?
VKs, Vanity and very poor life choices…
After sifting through endless photos of rugby boys wearing shirts and ties and girls with questionable makeup necking Blue VKs, here are the highlights from another week of club photos. If you spot yourself in here, congrats on making it into The Aberdeen Tab, and good luck getting a first with a raging hangover!
Bravest squad of the week
When you have to pay nine grand for your degree so you have to go to Pro.
Most mysterious clubber
You have to wonder how badly she fucked up to get censored by the photographer.
The before and after effects of tequila
Blissfully unaware of the pain about to come…
Should've chased it with a Hooch mate.
Most dedicated Crashers
Always awkward when Aberdeen's biggest virgin turns up colour co-ordinated with your hair.
Most rehearsed pose of the week
Chances of this squad being the RGU Glee club are basically 100.
Tastiest clubbers of the week
When he said he wanted a club sandwich this wasn't what he meant.
Funniest clubber of the week
Pro being the only club that can hook you up with a bottle but only one chair.
Most zen clubbers of the week
You can tell that this lad is a Tunnels regular.
Boldest fashion choice of the week
This lad is proof that confidence can make any hairstyle work.
Aberdeen's hardest clubber
Not gonna roast this boy too much just in case he breaks my legs…
Photo credits:
Underground, Carwash and Rare Thursdays: PIRATE PHOTOGRAPHY
Prohibition: SCOTTY GRAY, SILVER CITY PHOTOGRAPHY
Milk: LAUREN POLSON PHOTOGRAPHY
Exodus: SRuhkala Photography
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