Here are the most savage tweets about Newcastle University students
Alright guys, we get it
Newcastle University students get on each other's nerves enough to understand that we are probably fairly irritating to those who don't go here.
However, some people don't just find us "fairly irritating", but actually horrifically nauseating. If you fancy a bit of recreational self-loathing, we've picked out a selection of Twitter's finest nuggets of hate towards Newcastle students for your viewing pleasure.
Newcastle students and their love for houmous
Don't blame us for trying to stock up after the Great Houmous Shortage of 2017
Newcastle students being slow walkers
Unsure why us Newcastle students aren't as infamous for our dawdling as we are for our puffa jackets
Our drinking attire
I've never encountered anyone who's done this but props to them tbh
Everyone's love of Flares
Probably shouldn't have brought this up, don't want to reignite the Flares-love vs. Flares-hate debate
The obsession with fancy sport labels
Yeah but they wear Fila
The hatred for our volume control
"Indoor voices" weren't just for secondary school, guys
How posh some people are
Daddy didn't pay for their education for them to be insulted like this
Our attempts to assimilate into the Geordie culture
Dear People Who Do This: you're not fooling anyone, soz
And how we all dress
Bit of a low blow, this one
OK this is just mean x
This one did sting a little bit, tbh
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