I told guys on Tinder I loved them just in time for Valentine’s Day
Please don’t ejaculate on my hair
Most people like to wait a couple of months – or even years – before dropping the L word. But with Valentine's mere days away, I thought I'd be forward and drop it into conversation a few minutes after being introduced to this fine crop of men. No time to lose and whatnot. Suffice to say – this wasn't my best tactic, and I'm still spending Valentine's alone. But it was worth it for the lols.
I mean, no, I will not be doing that
He had me at 'oww'
'I love you' 'Ok'
Watch out we got some big words over here!
Pied to the max
YOUR joking !!!
Don't you change the subject on me young man
Speechless? Yeah, I have that effect on people
Please don't ejaculate on my hair
So, several brutal rejections and awkward conversations later, I'm still single, but at least I've found a way to entertain myself on Valentine's Day by scaring off men with a simple four letter word.
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