Clubbers of the Week
Week two, week woo
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It's still only week two, you don't even have any work to avoid yet.
Might as well hit the town, again and again.
Stunner of the Week
True beauty
Runners Up
Creeper of the Week
Get a room
Runner Up
Mutant of the Week
Never a bad time to touch your nose with your tongue
Runner Up
Wanker of the Week
It looks like they're trying to take a selfie with the bottle
Runners Up
'You better fucking play me some Abba'
You can't take a selfie when someone else is taking a pic of you
'That was wicked Harry'
There is something inherently evil about this pose
WTFs of the Week
No one wants to see this
The look of a man who's just been told McDonald's on Princes Street is no longer open 24/7
'Getting with a girl sounded so much better when my mates described it'
'Yeh I'll have the Harvey Dent trim please'
Heroine of the Week
Repping Dairylea Dunkers in the club – not all heroes wear capes.
Hero of the Week
Runners Up
Reckon his night probably went downhill from here
I want to be this happy one day
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Past her bedtime
TBF foam in your eyes does fucking hurt
'How many more bloody pics are we gonna take?'
Best of the Rest
Photo credits:
Ben Glasgow – Hector's House
David Wilkinson// Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Lost
Martin Vesselinov – Frat
Neil Stewart – Flare
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