Newcastle: Clubbers of the Week
What’s going on in Toon?
Aaaaaand here we go again with the finest selection of the finest people the Toon has to offer this week.
How to steal a drink – fondle boobie.
When you spend 15 minutes face swapping with your best friend until it's perfect.
Keen in green – bet your bed sheets weren't so clean.
Red hair, red mesh perhaps too much red wine?
There's always the one in the group that always gets too fucked and the one that's too tall to fit in the group photos.
Pulling wasn't on the cards that night but plans change much to Rupert's dismay.
Slut dropping to the beat? More like dropping your drink.
Broken leg? Nothing a night out won't cure.
Ever wondered who voiced over the Tweenies?
So I like big bananas but I don't want yours.
Photography credits: Chris Gray (Soho Rooms), Eleanor Weitzer (Ill Behaviour), Michael Trimble (Mono), Aaron Shaquille Carlton (Swingers and Feral), Max Cooper (Dirty Pop and Empress)
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