No matter what I do, all I think about is clubbers of the week
Even when I’m with my boo
Stunners of the week


When all your mates are 18 but you’re a summer baby

When they said it was time to go home and you came around the corner with two more doubles

I spend hours doing this article every week and THIS is how you repay me

“What you wearing tonight lads? Jeans and a nice top?”

When you’ve just got to combine the fifth birthday party with a night out and embrace it

Clubber most likely to be dodging her ex across the dancefloor

“Hi yes you’ll be glad to know you’re a shoe in for the role”

Award for the most excited lime cordial pouring: these guys

U ok pal? Wanna get some air?

I’m saaaaaahnd




