Why you should never, ever move to Manchester

It’s full of ugly, run down buildings

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And most of the ugly buildings are covered in even uglier street art

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I mean come on I could do this shit with my eyes closed

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The nightlife is awful

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They have this stupid event where everyone just listens to music in a warehouse all night

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The scenery isn’t as pretty as London

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The transport links are shit

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Oh and everyone hates the magicbus

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There’s just not enough greenery

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Someone better call the fashion police because people dress so badly here

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A flat like this for half the price of the same one in London just isn’t  even worth it

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The old architecture isn’t as impressive as in London

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Manchester is too small

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Ugh it’s always just so cramped and claustrophobic

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Just looking at the food makes you want to throw up

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And there’s hardly any choice

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Nope nothing to eat here

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Good luck finding an anything arty here

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Oh look there goes another ugly run down building

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Just look how creepy and dangerous Manchester looks at night

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I don’t care what you say, the combination of old and new buildings just don’t good

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You can’t get a decent brunch around here

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And the university is absolutely hideous

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