Looking for the best clubbers in the UK this week? Here they are!
They’re funkier than Justin Timberlake’s new song
Bobby PalmerI’m going to ask you one question: did you come here today to read an introduction?
Nope, didn’t think so. You came here to see the greatest clubbers in the country.
Fine. Here they are.
Sleepiest clubbers
Exam season can be really tiring
Medic of the week
I’d say her heartbeat seems normal, about 80bpm
Brightest camera flash of the week
You’re hurting our eyes mate
A brief look inside David Cameron’s nightmares
“You did WHAT to our son!?”
My wife never kisses me like that any more
All we do is fight
Our mum buys us matching shirts
She loves it when we go out together
No-one asked for this picture mate
Not one person
Blast! I forgot all me music!
I knew I was supposed to remember something
Puff, the Magic Dragon
He frolicks in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
That one mate who gets too drunk and turns into a horse
Ryan does this literally every time
Wait, are Liam and Noel speaking again?
Surely this means a reunion is on the cards?
There’s a candle in that bottle
You’re gonna burn your tongue mate
These girls bullied you at school
Your mum said they’d grow out of their looks
And this guy just fired you
Bet he’s gonna get a huge bonus
Look, he’s too shy to ask you out!
Bless him, he’s asking his friend to do it
This week on Most Haunted: ‘I was force-fed by a ghost’
I didn’t hate it
We are so proud of our sweet son
He wants to be a spacehopper when he grows up
Hello? I’d like to report a missing shoe
Yes, I can hold