Clubbers of the week: Locals holiday edition
Red headed scots and the over-40s took over
Dancing and snogging away that Christmas weight is really the only viable solution.
Stunners of the Week
Runners Up
Creeper of the Week
no thx
Runners Up
Wankers of the Week
Runners Up
Third Wheel of the Week
Runners Up
Mutant of the Week
oh honey
Runners Up
Hero of the Week
he’s just so happy
Heroine of the Week
dance it out hon
Runners Up
Album Covers of the Week
The Bend and Pouts
Your generic girl band that gets booted out four rounds through Xfactor
Cousin It and the Bitches
WTFs of the Week
When you tryna be thug but end up picking your nose
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
He’s had enough of your shit
Best of the Rest
Photo Credits
Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House: James Gourlay
Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography
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