Clubbers of the week: End of term special
Christmas time, mistle-hoes and lines
The Christmas holidays are now upon us and in the past week many have been bemoaning the lack of work they’ve done all term, slaving late in the library to reach deadlines.
Others, carefree and full of life, have gone out and embarrassed themselves by spewing their “house Christmas meal” all over the Fibbers dance floor.
Stunners of the week
Revs has never looked so festive
Runners up
They must have just arrived, they clearly aren’t sweaty enough for Phats
Couple of the week
He paid me £5 to put this in
Runners up
What happens in Salvo stays in Salvo
Hero of the week
An ingenious way of cutting the queue
Runner up
So many questions
Creep of the week
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that face on a wanted poster around town
Runner up
Just no
Least subtle abduction of the week
No-one will know
Best party trick
‘Oi lads look at Dave-o, what a nutter!!’
Nostrils of the week
If you’ve got ’em, flaunt ’em
Least intimidating football firm
♫ ‘Langwith girls, make some noise’♫
Jawline of the week
People pay good money for jaws like that
Perspiration of the week
Is that shoulder sweat?
Dribbler of the week
At least he’s pleased with himself
Least subtle stalking of the week
Always avoid the accidental like
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