Clubbers of the week

A bunch of plonkers in da club

Jamie Vardy of the week

Vardy

Chat shit get banged

MoBros of the week

Mo2

Love handles

Mo1

Handel’s Messiah

Mo3

Completely unable to handle their drink

Bolly dollies of the week

Champ

When you realise it’s just Prosecco…

Drinkers of the week

Wet

As a wise man once said: If you can’t bin it, wear it

Strawpaedo

Strawpedo

Player of the week

Sweaty

The power of the Loverug

Sign language of the week

Girl

If anyone could help with translation that would be great

Things that make you go ‘hmmmm’ of the week

Why

Why are you even here?