Clubbers of the week
A bunch of plonkers in da club
Jamie Vardy of the week

Chat shit get banged
MoBros of the week

Love handles

Handel’s Messiah

Completely unable to handle their drink
Bolly dollies of the week

When you realise it’s just Prosecco…
Drinkers of the week

As a wise man once said: If you can’t bin it, wear it

Strawpedo
Player of the week

The power of the Loverug
Sign language of the week

If anyone could help with translation that would be great
Things that make you go ‘hmmmm’ of the week

Why are you even here?







