Clubbers of the week
Je ne regrette rien
With deadlines looming, what better way to forget all of your worries than by getting shit-faced and snogging your flat mate.
Stunners of the week

Runners up

I wondered why they employed you
Heroes of the week

They’re on cloud 9 (sorry)
Creep of the week
You’ll be having nightmares about this bloke
Runner up

The sassiest Dementor ever
Mess of the week

What’s more tragic, the excessive dribbling or the failed attempts at facial hair?
Runner up

Eton messy
Best snog of the week

Such passion
Worst snog of the week

“You’ll be hearing from my lawyers”
Squat of the week

Squat goals
David Brent lookalike of the week

This just screams ‘inappropriate in the workplace’
Least likely to neglect the balls

Outstanding technique
Youngest clubber of the week

Couple of the week

Zed Bias and Fatboy Slim trading DJ secrets
Runners up

Do you even go here?
York parties – Photos by @Kluens
Phat Fridays Photos by Hodge








