Clubbers of the week
Our mama don’t like you and she likes everyone
Stunners of the week

Runners up


Angriest dad

You want some?
Bromance of the week

Young love
Most confusing group photo

What
Most successful double date

Your place or ours?
Loneliest clubber

They said they’d be here they said – they said in the corner
Most protective of drinks

Plz no
Guy who just seems like a really nice, genuine bloke

He’d hand in your stolen phone
Most intrusive photo

How did you even get up here?
Neediest clubber

U got any Jamie XX m8
Saddest photobomber

His heart just isn’t in it anymore
Tastiest sandwich

Add gherkins and American mustard
Sexiest stare

Ten minutes into Netflix and side-parting
Smelliest elbows

We should’ve washed these sports jackets
Best Ed Sheeran/Spider Man crossover

Your friendly neighbourhood singer-songwriter
Most whipped
Girls with noserings, right
Unhappiest couple

We give it a week
Wankers of the week

Use tweezers, it’s quicker
Worst luck

You shouldn’t have done that
Least convincing invisible phone

You’re fooling no-one







