Clubbers of the week
No backup dancers in here
Stunners of the week

Think of the straightener costs
Runners up

Which one’s the Samantha of the group?
Winker of the week

If you close one eye it really looks like Ed Sheeran
Best dressed

VK races are a real sport
Best T-shirt

Pussy patrol
Chiller of the week

Where are the bubbles coming from?
Spillage of the week

I remember my first carafe of rosé
Cutest couple

When’s the wedding?
DJ of the week

20 minutes into DJ & chill and he gives you this look
Happiest clubber

It’s the open collar that did it
Hungriest clubber

Eat clean, train dirty
Biggest badass

4/20
Photobomb of the week

Troooollllll in the dungeon
Responsible drinker of the week

U proud mum
Most docile boyfriend

Plz stop
Ned Flanders costume of the week

Diddly
And a man who has never seen cake before

What the FUCK is that







