Clubbers of the week

Are you one of them?

Dementor’s kiss of the week

Expecto Patronum

Expecto Patronum

Jaggy of the Week

We need to keep an eye out for the Russian Mafia...

We need to keep an eye out for the Russian Mafia

Divas of the week

From left to right: Pole Hollywood, someone call the poleice, Pole Pot.

From left to right: Pole Hollywood, someone call the poleice, Pole Pot

Champagne socialist of the week

When the girls are in your VIP booth because of your sparkling personality.

When the girls are in your VIP booth because of your sparkling personality

Misunderstanding of the week

“It was the Sexy Fencers Register you said you were on wasn’t it?”

You guys look like you’re having fun

Romance of the week

“I think my mates are calling me…”

I think my mates are calling me…

Overreaction of the week

“Come on mate, they didn’t even take you to Bridge”

Come on mate, they didn’t even take you to Bridge

BP of the week

An absolute disaster of a rig

An absolute disaster of a rig

Appropriate t-shirt of the week

Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight)

Gimme gimme (a man after midnight)

Winker of the week

Think F.A.S.T.

Think F.A.S.T.

Reach-around of the week

“Is that a VK in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

Is that a VK in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Lookalike of the Week: Bob Marley

“We get it mate, you vape”

We get it mate, you vape