Overheard in Edinburgh
The walls have ears
Overheard in 50 George Square:
“I don’t judge people on whether they went to private school or not, I judge them on what private school they went to.”
Overheard in H&M, from a customer to a shop assistant:
“I don’t expect this quality from Balmain.”
“That’s because it’s H&M babe.”
“I hear ya babe”
Overheard On FreshAir:
“Uh uh uh aaaah.”
Overheard in the JMCC shop:
“What? you DON’T like Wasabi peas?!”
Overheard in Hugh Rob bunker:
“I can tell who went to a single sex school just by looking at them.”
Overheard in Parchment:
“A sofa what? what’s a suffragette?”
Overheard in Chancellor’s:
“This weather is so annoying, can’t wear my tartan slippers to supper anymore.”
Overheard in Main Library toilets:
“I was so on the fence, I really didn’t know whether to vote for the Green party or Tories – they should have a ‘Green Tory’ party, you know?”
Overheard in Pippa Middleton’s old flat:
“My lurcher died of a heart attack after eating too much foie gras”
Overheard in George Square:
“I’m quite looking forward to losing my memory when I’m older, that way I can read all the Harry Potter books again and it’ll feel like the first time.”
Don’t we all.
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