Clubbers of the week

It’s a Halloween special

Let’s have a look back at this week’s clubbing nightmares. See what we did there?

Costumes of the week

12189240_1669042963373935_7729586975438852261_oTopical and Humorous: 10/10

TinderSwipe left 

Oxford“So they told me to come as the scariest thing I could imagine, so obviously I came as a member of the proletariat. So jokes”

Most appropriate costume of the week 

PussiesPussies

Lookalikes of the Week

WayneWa-hoo-yne Rooney (Am I Right!!!)

JesusFor I am the Lord of the Dancefloor said he

Overexcited clubber of the week

Crop“Can you just get me from the waist up please mate…”

Underexcited clubbers of the week

SadOvercoming those fifth week blues in Bridge

Connoisseur of the week

connoisseur“Dayyyyyummmmm”

Chat up line of the week

Modern Languages“Do you do Modern Languages? Because I’ve been told I’m a cunning linguist.”

Dominatrix of the week

Dominatrix“I didn’t tell you to stop”

School trip of the week

school trip of the weekI remember my first clubbing experience

Raunchy outfit of the week

CokeOoooh Santa I wonder what you’ve got in your sack