Clubbers of the week
It’s a Halloween special
Let’s have a look back at this week’s clubbing nightmares. See what we did there?
Costumes of the week
Topical and Humorous: 10/10
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“So they told me to come as the scariest thing I could imagine, so obviously I came as a member of the proletariat. So jokes”
Most appropriate costume of the week
Pussies
Lookalikes of the Week
Wa-hoo-yne Rooney (Am I Right!!!)
For I am the Lord of the Dancefloor said he
Overexcited clubber of the week
“Can you just get me from the waist up please mate…”
Underexcited clubbers of the week
Overcoming those fifth week blues in Bridge
Connoisseur of the week
“Dayyyyyummmmm”
Chat up line of the week
“Do you do Modern Languages? Because I’ve been told I’m a cunning linguist.”
Dominatrix of the week
“I didn’t tell you to stop”
School trip of the week
I remember my first clubbing experience
Raunchy outfit of the week
Ooooh Santa I wonder what you’ve got in your sack







