Clubbers of the Week: How is it week eight already?
Y’all are a creepy bunch
It’s week eight.
And you’ve slept in too late.
Because you showed a lil cheek.
To get on Clubbers of the Week.
Stunner of the Week

Runners Up







Creeper of the Week

Runners Up







There’s two here





Wanker of the Week

Runners Up




It’s not all about you, Stacy



Sorry Mr. Beckham






Do you vape, man?

Third Wheel of the Week

Runners Up










Mutant of the Week
Special props to this girl who went all out for mutant this week. You are magical.







Runners Up







eyebrow game strong





Hero of the Week

Heroine of the Week

Runners Up

Alcohol should always take priority







She’s got that pinky-up class

Album Covers of the Week

Shona and the Tartans

What direction?

The Single Freshers

One, Two, Three, Bonjour
WTFs of the Week


Outfit of choice



Well this is uncomfortable


That girl is far too excited to see his shirt is off




Honey get off the floor

There are too many hands in this picture for comfort




Unhappy Clubbers of the Week












Best of the Rest














Becky, the contemplative dinosaur









Photo Credits
Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple, Fly Club: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography







